Geordan

Engineer. Graduate of @torontomet. Huge @EdmontonOilers, @Raptors and @BlueJays fan. #wx and a #avgeek. All opinions are my own.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

This is an immensely bizarre timeline.

As a Canadian, this is mixed into the Super Bowl celebration footage. As I see Americans happily celebrate I'm asking myself, is he really going to make me shoot at them in the months/years to come? I don't want this.

What have we become?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Baier: Trudeau said that your wish for Canada to become the 51st state is a real thing. Is it a real thing?

Trump: Yeah it is

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Damon98_ This trade is absolutely baiting the injury bug. Not good.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Oh_Pee_Em @CameronCorduroy Good god, Grok is useless. Literally said that was 2016. Anyway, I disagree mainly because there needs to be a distinction drawn between campaign and statements in office. Everyone says anything on campgain but it carries differnent weight when they hold actual legal authortity.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@BrandonNahrgang @TSN_Sports Yes because the US did nothing to provoke that response. I seriously think you conservatives don’t understand how cause/effect works.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Oh_Pee_Em @CameronCorduroy Hilary, Bill, and Walz were never VP. Bill’s comments came in 2016 as a private citizen. I’ll give you the Biden comment although it’s pretty clear he isn’t talking about all Rs.

Either way the POTUS or VP speaking like this about their political opponents shouldn’t happen.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Oh_Pee_Em @CameronCorduroy Nope. Just the occurances where the sitting Vice President went on cable news and said “Republicans are terrible people”. That would prove your point.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@libsoftiktok Any comment on the $300 billion to Iran?

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Oh_Pee_Em @CameronCorduroy Yes a joke on a cartoon comedy show is exactly the same as the Vice President of the United States saying this on cable news. Context is irrelevant.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

$300 billion to Iran coming from a guy that ran on “no foreign wars” and reducing the amount of money being sent via foreign aid.

I wonder if anyone who voted for him finally has realized they’ve been had.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US has released the full text of its 14-point "Memorandum of Understanding" with Iran.

Key terms include:

1. The US, Iran, and their allies agree to immediately and permanently end military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon

2. The US and Iran agree to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfere in each other's internal affairs

3. The US and Iran commit to negotiating and reaching a final deal within 60 days, unless mutually extended

4. The US will begin removing its naval blockade immediately and fully end the blockade within 30 days

5. Iran will use its best efforts to ensure safe passage for commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz for 60 days with no charge

6. The US and regional partners will develop a mutually agreed plan of at least $300 billion for Iran's reconstruction and economic development

7. The US will work toward terminating all types of sanctions against Iran, including UN, IAEA, primary, and secondary sanctions

8. Iran reaffirms that it will not procure or develop nuclear weapons and agrees to address its enriched material stockpile under IAEA supervision

9. Until a final deal is reached, Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, while the US will impose no new sanctions and deploy no additional forces

10. The US Treasury will issue waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, derivatives, and associated banking, insurance, and transportation services

11. The US will make frozen or restricted Iranian funds and assets fully available for use

12. The US and Iran will establish an executive mechanism to monitor implementation of the MOU and future compliance with the final deal

13. After signing the MOU and implementing key ceasefire, blockade, shipping, oil waiver, and asset-release provisions, the US and Iran will begin final deal negotiations

14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution

The memorandum will trigger a 60-day window to negotiate a final deal.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

Man Jesse’s gotta be seriously closeted. Nobody thinks chocolate is gay lmao.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: It’s national fudge day but I thought it would be too gay so I did pickle cake instead

Perino: Enjoy your pickle cake Mr. Vice President.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Jacquecoobo @CanadaSoccerEN @OntarioIsSoccer I had to play a hockey game during the gold medal game in 2010. I’m not sure why the orgs need to move heaven and earth for a group stage game…

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@WeaponScientist Too far, better response is to take a page from how the Chinese defend their territorial waters, simply get the oldest ship you can find and ram it into the Grigorovich. It’s a provocation but isn’t an outright act of war.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Habsfan8080 @Barrieshepley Probably when they started scheduling it a week before the US Open in 2019? Not a signature event either. Most top guys are already at Shinnecock getting ready.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@SophieMargiela @Tondieu5 @megkindamaybe So according to you:

Having a drink outside = bad taste

Posting anal sex on the internet for $4 = good taste

Am I getting that right?

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@UnderdogGolf Same bro. Same.

[Underdog Golf @UnderdogGolf]

Haotong Li on how he's dealing with negative thoughts on the golf course:

"Once that bad Haotong came in, you just tell him to go away."

"I literally just tell that guy fuck off."

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@LukewSavage A week ago? He was farting it up at the Canada-US summit this week.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@cruelersoft > I want spring
> It's mid-June

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Billy_chilly If I gotta go south of the 401 and east of the 427, I ain't driving.

[Geordan @heygeordan]

@Ozzyhen @obinson Voluntary disclosure of personal information is wildly different from State-mandated.

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@bonedryankles Build? In Canada? Impossible.

I guess the reasons behind our stagnant economy will remain a mystery.