Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left?
Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ?
Me: 10 and a dead body.🤣
Lady 1 : " Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2 : " I made a simple rule: s*x will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."🤣