Jordan ✪

Part time student full time lazy 😴

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Nobody :
Money heist characters, every five minutes :
#moneyheist

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Agar aapko Azadi wali feel na aae
To Samajh jaen aap mere dil me qaid hein.

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

ہماری ہی تمنا کیو کرو تُم
اور تمہاری ہی تمنا کیو کرے ہم🖤

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

“Office End 6:30”
Me at 6:29

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Sehri me 3 Baje So kar 4 baje uth gya

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Mai “ م “ likhun tum Meri ho jao 🥀

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

4 Din ki zindagi he,

Aur Saag 15 din ka bana leti h Ammi…🌿

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

She made every girl unattractive :)

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

“Send Notes” Padh k delete kr dunga

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

14 Feb tak koi mil gai to theek,
Warna yakeen kro yeh sb Haram he…

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

@MohdMun35683462 Tum*

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

@Haroonshaikkh

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Hey siri, Skip my exams 📚

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Mai streaks ni todta,
Tumhara dil kya todunga 👻

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Tum man jao warna,
kala Jadu kara dunga…

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

@srkian_naved Hahaha

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

POV : Me and my friend going college

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Mene zindagi Me jitne paap kiye he tum un sabki Saza ho 🥲

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Fresher me lying in my resume

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Le #earthquake at mid night

[Jordan ✪ @heyharoon]

Fees bhi me du, Assignment bhi me Bnaun. wow