haley smith

lover of sunflowers, country music & pups

[MILEY @miley]

Bitch Is Back!!

[ella @ellapolen_]

She should dig her keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive, carve her name into his leather seats, take a Louisville slugger to both headlights, smash a hole in all four tires then maybe he’ll think before he cheats https://t.co/CPpbzcabsE

[Brandy Moss 🥃 @TuckerMustDie_]

I know an Orc when i see one https://t.co/n8YO71e2df

[luis @luissdm_]

So that’s what PEMDAS means https://t.co/LOTygPjqO9

[Ashhh 🍍 @ashcolgin]

I’ve been so used to this cold ass below freezing weather that I’m actually enjoying this 45 degrees right now 💀💀💀

[hai lilly @lilly_hailey]

is it just me or is washing your face outside of the shower just a fucking pain in the ass... it’s jus a big ol mess, water gets everywhere and drips down my arms and AGAHAGAF

[Camri j 🦋 @CamriB14]

Don’t transfer savings to checking 2018

[♛ @tweetsbyteal]

You tip at a restaurant bc a service is being done for you so you are paying for that service. You ask for a drink, your server gets I️t. You ask for extra napkins, sauce .ect they get I️t. A service is being done for you so you pay for that service just like with anything else

[Hoodie1PF 🥷🏽 @DadyChampagne]

Actually the pizza gets dipped in ranch https://t.co/9eHAGrYkMG

[danielle f. @Dee_Fostahh]

I WANT A DOG DAMNIT

[~ @kellyblaus]

My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA... FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

All lasting relationships include alot of forgiveness. Truth is everybody going to hurt you whether it be small or big. You just gotta figure out who’s worth the pain, who you want to grow & prosper with. You can’t expect shit to be picture perfect 24/7 otherwise it ain’t real.

[eddie flynn @manlikekofii]

Me getting into bed with submissions, lectures to attend and stress. https://t.co/7QFFb9bIHK