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gods sleepiest soldier

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Living so close to your work that you get to go home when you have to poop is unmatched.

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Happy tax day to those that celebrate

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Not the CVS playing Steve Lacey 🫦

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I FOUND PEACE, SO PEACE ✌🏻

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Told my gas station attendant of almost 6 years that I’m moving on Saturday and that sweet man damn near cried 😭 they’re the homies for real

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God the sun feels so good on my skinnnnnn 😭

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So @sonicdrivein changed .50 corn dog day to $1 corn dog day. Riot.

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Meeeeeeeee me me me more cowboy than youuuuu 🤠

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Saw the @oscarmayer wienermobile *twice* today. I am truly blessed.

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Happy @OfTheTrees dayyyyy 😝

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How does one become a rodeo clown? Asking for me

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I think I’ll miss that one teacher with the cool prosthetic eye that does the fit checks the most…. ILYSM Miss Teacher

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Out of my Costco size pack of hand warmers :( tragic

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🎵 I’m still in pieces, tell me whatcha gonna dooo cus they’re all for you. All for youuUu, all for you, all for YOuU, all 4 u 🎵

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🎵🎶 or maybe it’s just a dream that I can’t seem wake up frommmmm. My loves goneeeee, my loves gooooOOOOnnnn🎵🎵🎶

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@anactualwalnut But also, how long was this rock in its place before I moved its ancient rock body?

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?????

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Can I ask a stupid question

How old is the average rock one just finds outside. Like taking a walk and there’s a lil rock in your path. How old is just your standard rock you’d pick up out of the dirt

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if it’s one thing ima do it’s sit at the rave. i love to sit at the rave.

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It’s getting stickyyyy 👀

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PSA guys (and I thought it went without saying): if your friend gets physically assaulted by a vagrant and tells you they’re injured and traumatized, don’t make light of it???? It really isn’t haha funny. At least give that shit some time before we start making jokes.