Mitja 🌙

27 | basically real housewives, pop culture, videogames and languages | instagram: @heymitja

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[John Alexsander @j__Alexsander]

Me fighting with Kristi Noem

[aria ♱ @ariexico]

american accents in real life are soo jarring

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

[S @Shaliiniiiii]

I’ve NOTICED the best way to get someone’s attention is to not want it anymore.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Muting people’s Instagram stories is a form of self-care

[proxy𖤐 @pluckedseraphim]

i love when british ppl say ”oh my days” what does that even mean

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way this is actually so easy to understand😭

[Billiato’s daughter @billiato_ntogi]

Anything above 3 missed calls is a violation of my human rights. Don’t call me like we have a child together.

[screams 🔪 @CinemaOfScreams]

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island, you will always be famous.

[Drag Doll ♥️ @DragDollCo]

Me having a meeting with HR regarding my unprofessionalism:

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Just seven destinations account for over 30% of global tourist arrivals.

[$ @2000sphase]

The evil was in the wig. Only a wig this perfect could make you act so despicable.

[Lucas Crespo 📧 @lucas__crespo]

what a beautiful checkout experience from @Cartier

[Mica (Blanchett's Version) @lydiatarspet]

Cate Blanchett, the best actress of her generation

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

They want complex female characters but they can’t even handle her #RHOBH

[Mica (Blanchett's Version) @lydiatarspet]

Cate Blanchett in "Blue Jasmine" (2013)

This performance earned her the Oscar for Best Actress in 2014, making her a two-time Oscar winner

[Mitja 🌙 @heyheymitja]

@LouisPisano @grok is this real