Josh

1 part butter : 3 parts confused yelling

[Josh @heyhighsails]

@JaphMarcos grabe as heartbroken as I am, I agree

[Josh @heyhighsails]

@georgeevaaan this is a personal attack???

[Josh @heyhighsails]

don’t mean to be my mother but when will people really start looking with their eyes and not their mouth

[Josh @heyhighsails]

https://t.co/wa4Cf4u7sA

[Josh @heyhighsails]

one day I’m going to figure out how to use spotify here without googling it

[Josh @heyhighsails]

do they allow guys into mj’s bowling lounge at all

[Josh @heyhighsails]

praying the ground swallows me whole alright lads who’s in

[Josh @heyhighsails]

@goldencaulfield thanks sis I can’t wait for a new work environment to slowly die in 😍😍😍

[Josh @heyhighsails]

working in social media marketing takes a certain level of delusion and as a capricorn,,,,,,

[Josh @heyhighsails]

Olivoli has the most jarring instagram I’ve ever seen for a restaurant

[Josh @heyhighsails]

still can’t believe a guy had the gall to tell me that grub shack had the best burgers on the island like imagine not loving yourself

[Josh @heyhighsails]

carly rae jepsen wasn’t even in the list of choices and for this I’m boycotting p*lm f*stival

[Josh @heyhighsails]

@goldencaulfield yes please boo

[Josh @heyhighsails]

if I look sad it’s only because I suddenly remembered I haven’t had Frankie’s wings in over a year

[Josh @heyhighsails]

now every time I eat lucky charms I remember my undying love for claire saffitz and the quiet sadness and frustration behind her eyes

[Josh @heyhighsails]

@goldencaulfield sis deserves SO MUCH BETTER