Jessica Clarke

Stranger Danger

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@EightyPercenter @thevivafrei @IanCarrollShow Yes.

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@EightyPercenter @thevivafrei @IanCarrollShow CK security contacted Ben’s security. It doesn’t take a genius to understand why two security teams tasked with protecting people in the same sphere would communicate.

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@EightyPercenter @thevivafrei @IanCarrollShow Are you so retarded as to not understand why the security team for one conservative who tours college campuses would want security updates from another conservative who tours college campuses and just got shot in the neck?

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@OwenBenjamin OB I love you man but are you really comparing a movie to a real life event because there are stairs involved in both?

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@MirandaNicole84 @BradCGZ Do you ever consider how many things would have to be exactly perfect for your conspiracy theory to make any sense? So they fired a rifle at exactly the same time as they timed an exploding mic to go off? In that case why not just use a rifle? You guys r nuts.

[Brad Zerbo @BradCGZ]

The moment Charlie Kirk is shot caught on camera. You can't see it, but you can hear it.

Now a question for the exploding mic crowd, could something the size of a quarter make this sound? No. That is a rifle. 100%

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@PBOnPoint @RubinReport What the fuck is Dave Rubin going to do to “get to the truth”, dummy?

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@annieL2345 @baroncoleman @RealCandaceO You think multiple phones don’t travel in one vehicle?

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@baroncoleman This is the least weird thing lmao. If you were relevant and in the same sphere and also doing university tours, your security team would want to know if a threat also exists for you. Even posing this question makes you look retarded.

[Mark “Rent boy” Renton @litebeerasschug]

alcohol is 10x worse for you than weed but stoners are the biggest fags on the planet so really it’s a moot point

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

“This guy is good on Palestine but bad on raping me. Really torn on this.”

Truly a woman moment for the ages.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

My raping days are behind me , time to become a politician

[Rick Stickerman @ricky_stickers]

What is dead may never die

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

The thing that never happens happened again

[Fox News @FoxNews]

A NY school board vice president who called himself the first drag queen elected to a public school board has been arrested on charges of sexual misconduct against children.

46-year-old Travis Barr Longo was arrested by the state police after an investigation into allegations that he engaged in a pattern of sexually explicit digital communications with a child under the age of 12.

Investigators found "numerous images and videos of child pornography" during a search of Longo's cell phone, "including several videos depicting the sexual abuse of infants that Longo had received from other users of an internet-based messaging application," the U.S. Attorney's Office said in a statement.

Longo, the vice president of the Cazenovia Central School District Board of Education, faces four counts of endangering the welfare of a child. He made a virtual federal court appearance last weekend on charges of receiving and possessing child pornography.

[Jessica Clarke @heyimafishy]

@LucasSa56947288 This is the original picture of Baron that was used, it’s been AI edited. That also isn’t a real picture of Trudeau