Dana

Disney princess that happens to cuss a lot & sells real estate

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Are we all here for a reason or are we just some cosmic coincidence?

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Approaching the due date is so weird. I keep not making plans and waiting around and eating because I feel like labor could happen at any second. But literally nothing is happening. Just wasting hours haha.

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Before I was pregnant, I always saw “expectant mother” parking spots. Now that I’m pregnant, I never see them anywhere 😂

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

I just heard myself say “I’m jumping in the shower”…..who actually “jumps” into the shower though? Why do people say this?

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

@buybuyBABY has the worst customer service ever. I ordered my nursery set in July. They promised it by September and now I’m not getting it until December and that’s not even a definite. Baby due date is November. Probably calling to cancel all together honestly.

[Johnny Ayala @JohnnyAyala5]

Today my security camera sent me a notification saying “Animal Detected”. It was me. Kinda flattered, kinda offended.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

@scottherson 😂😂😂

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Pet Peeve - When parents post photos of their sick & injured children that's obviously without their consent. No one wants to see that first of all.

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

*someone trying to shake my hand but i go in for a hug*

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “awwww haha sorry i’m a hugger”

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Happy Earth Day aka a day where people can post gorgeous photos of themselves enjoying being outside of their house.

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

When people post videos of their skin care routine & works outs, I'm like, cool - you washed your face & exercised today. But then I realize I'm thinking this as I'm sitting on the couch with my make up from last night while eating a snack pack & decide to stop hating on people.

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Am I the only Jewish person who loves the Christian rock station? It really zens me out.

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Today a pilot told me that he was afraid of heights after I told him I was afraid of flying 😂

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

My credit card bill was very rude today.

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

My husband went to Home Goods without me today. My response...”are we like.....breaking up or something?”

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

How realtors be giving virtual tours of the home:

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

Do you want to build a snowman? @frednewspost

[Dana @heyimdanuh]

@essmcgarity I’ll model! Hahaha, seriously though. If we lived closer to each other.