Krista 🌼

be nice to me 😡

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

When @sonicdrivein gets your order wrong three visits in a row

[Nate @thenatewolf]

If you type "omw" it autocompletes to On My Way!

No. Get that exclamation point out of there. I'm never excited to be going anywhere.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

'go big or go home' is a crazy expression like obviously i will just go home??

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@CarCam13 @WaitWhatsSleep I was pretty worried about how much she seemed to spit out or escape entirely, but I just filled the syringe a hair extra and hoped for the best. We ended up fixing her problem even with her best efforts to avoid the meds!

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@CarCam13 @WaitWhatsSleep and I got pretty good at it, but even so we had varying degrees of success some days 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@CarCam13 We had to wrap Juniper up in a towel, hold her both under her butt and by the scruff of her neck, and aim the syringe for the back of her throat while tilting her head up some to get the best angle for it to go down 😬 And we tried to go in 2-3 big-ish pushes as quick as possible

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i don’t get sunday scaries. i’m terrified every day

[trash jones @jzux]

did it hurt? when you graduated with a BA in english?

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

Update: animal control contacted the neighbors, and they had their PM pet sitter introduce herself. She’s been coming by every night, but we haven’t seen her because of the time. They were glad we were worried about their pups, and we’re giving them an old doghouse we don’t need!

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

Love spending spring break hyperfocusing on how my neighbors haven’t been home since last week, leaving their dog and TWO small puppies in the backyard. We’ve been feeding them since we noticed no one else was, but with the weather and the age of the puppies I’m so sad for them

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@xmixedfeelingsx I wish I could!!! You would LOVE them they’re perfect 😭😭

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@xmixedfeelingsx If my pets wouldn’t eat them I would 🥺 We’ve called animal control so they have 24 hours to take care of the pups or get them taken 🤷🏻‍♀️ I wish I could do something better but I dont know what else to do 😓

[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@appuntito160 Boofus

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@WaitWhatsSleep @mojoejoejoemtz You really do have so much maggot-related trauma; thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻

[The Sims @TheSims]

"After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time."

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@ItsTay_T We probably did!! Who let us do this 😂😭

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@ItsTay_T Hahahahah same

[Krista 🌼 @heyimdownhere]

@DailyCig Happy birthday Rubber!!! In my completely unbiased opinion, today is the best day of all time for a birthday. She’s so cute and she’s so lucky you found her 😻❤️