JessGreb🌵

left lane must turn left 🦦 don’t talk to me unless you listen to urban desire

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

“Mom, I peed the bed.”

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

Sorry, I can’t. I’m scuba diving in Ohio.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Just saw the Barbie movie. The film does NOT address the tuberculosis crisis.
I REPEAT: The Barbie Movie is NEARLY TWO HOURS LONG, contains THOUSANDS OF WORDS OF DIALOGUE, and never once even MENTIONS tuberculosis.

[Woody Hoburg @Astro_Woody]

Greetings to Pittsburgh, my hometown, from Low Earth Orbit.

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

My drunk habit is having the courage to comment on Instagram posts

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

Pennywise couldn’t capture him because he was too round

[cierra rauch @cierrarauch]

https://t.co/5WaZ3Sg3uI ☆

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Life is like a toaster, ain’t nobody care until the bread pop up

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me after saying the meanest thing I can think of

[. @Notdojaaa]

Me and yo dawwwwtuh

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

😜

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

My name in my boyfriend’s phone is JessGreb. Not “Jess” or “Jess Greb” or a pet name or something like that. It’s “JessGreb🖤” as it should be. 😂

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

Why did sheetz have Halloween candy and why did I buy it

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

Everyone on tiktok and Twitter

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

Come to my yard sale

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

Not me turning the tables and asking my sister if I can hang out with her and her friends 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[JessGreb🌵 @heyitisnotjess]

This girl just asked me what grade I was in 😭