lia

[Hailee Steinfeld @HaileeSteinfeld]

Ok I got an air fryer now what

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

hoping to encourage tourism, Scotland placed a couple of Shetland ponies in sweaters and it might be the best promotional campaign ever

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

[chris ☀️ TBCC D16 @arcanegold]

i’ve gone so many years without physical contact that at this point i think someone tenderly holding my hand would kill me like how a flavor blasted goldfish would kill a medieval peasant

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Leon. He is very puppared for any inclement weather. Literally nothing could come between him and his walkies. 13/10

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

People: it’s only Sep—

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[LS. @LaureSofie]

Why is this me

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

people always assume bisexuals are huge sluts and it’s like…that’s a gross and false assumption. i am tho

[peach @peachlux_]

mad that you’re *allowed* a few days off from your job per year (thank you, thank you) and even then you pick the days that suit you and they can just?? say no?? do you ever think about how we live in hell

[liz @anticapitalizm]

i’m culturally catholic which means i feel guilty all the time and love stained glass windows & weird lil statues

[Shaye @FerretPosting]

messy eater

[Dylan Miles @king_of_bob]

@NBCNews A more appropriate headline: State takes domestic abuser cop's gun away, only for his cop pals to give it back while charges still pending.

https://t.co/NzGnaW3VCZ

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)