Anakin Skywalker

legendary war general with a decent impact on the galaxy

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

[skateboards into jedi council meeting] sorry i’m late i wasn’t invited

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

fuck i just broke my vape on geonosis of all places

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

btw i’m god now

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

i keep joining council calls with obi-wan as my pfp and staying on mute and nobody knows it’s me

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

sometimes i sit on padme’s old throne to feel something

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

really ticked off to find out i can’t just bash my head against this crate to open it like i usually do and i have to wait for obi-wan to ponder over a puzzle for 3 hours instead

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

i feel like a lot could have been avoided if everyone just paid more attention to me

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

it wasn’t supposed to be this way! [gets arm cut off] we were gonna rule the galaxy! [gets legs cut off] together! [burns]

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

contrary to popular belief, threepio is my favorite child

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

yeah whose idea was it to make me a father anyway

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

woahhh where the hell did my son get those boots from

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

ohh my god obi-wan sat next to me at lunch again

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

got caught staring longingly into the council chamber again

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

nobody has hated themselves the way that i hate myself

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

no, i did not say, “you should have killed me when you had the chance, obi-wan.”

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

if the jedi council operated through discord i’d have a 10 hour mute from mace almost every day

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

siri how to link twitter to my comlink

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

@rPrequelMemes ur mom

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

nothing to see here [obi-wan desperately trying to open the door to my quarters while i have padme up on the holocom]

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

pizza rolls are the fruit of the force

[Anakin Skywalker @heyitsanakin]

reuniting with obi-wan after almost a decade and guess which one of us is dripped out in all black with chains and which one of us looks like a hobo