Papa Squat

slow down

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

leroy is my whole heart

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

dunks should put the maple frosting on the pumpkin donuts

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

your honor can i hit my pen

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i will never let someone shame me for just sitting at home. i pay a lot of money for this place dumb ass. and my air is set at 64

[The Respectful Liberal @norm_follower]

Haters mad because I can experience childlike wonder

[ham mike @griffraff97]

i’ve never had any energy

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

it me

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

chalupas are tacos but better?

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

real men wake up and immediately engage in debilitating life practices

[ben @goblinwarl0ck]

all employees meeting cutting it dangerously close

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

i saw 11:11 11:26 1:23 2:34 and 3:21 today. what do i do

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

hear me out…life, but easier and more fun

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

capitalism stifles creativity

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

i have a theory that where you put the crutch while rolling is the same side you start your taco from

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

@lord_gnaw always better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it

[Papa Squat @heyitsbhall]

spotify should do your top weekly and monthly most played playlists too ?

[Liv :P @liv_username]

the bus should be free if you’re in a bad mood