Chelsea 🕳️

It's just a regular Wednesday I guess.

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

Astrology is just religion for atheists, you can't change my mind ✨

[tatiana @tatianrry]

No but i literally love not being Mormon

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@steph_poe I'm sorry Stephie 🖤 drunk sims 4 sounds like the best coping mechanism to me

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

We all agree that Betty White lived to 100 right

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@lilcornonthecob Lmao yes I've never been there but let's check it out 😂

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@taymart2 Wait wait wait let's hold on and let them find out!!!

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@taymart2 I'll share him with you queen

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

It takes real lips to do something so personal and true in comedy I love you Cecily Strong

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@taymart2 The whole episode was 🤌🏻

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@steph_poe I'm so sorry Steph 💔

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@tessniko @moshekasher I only send you screenshots with barf emojis!

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

I feel in my heart that people who post super corny or braggy shit know how it sounds but think they are so cool and special other people won’t notice but like, everyone notices. If you’re one of these people ask a true friend “do people text you my posts with a vomiting emoji?”

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@tessniko Except don't get killed by a motorist thanks

[earl’s mom 🚬 @lilcornonthecob]

I have 2 things to say:
1. Get fucking vaccinated
2. Fuck the Mormon church and it’s racist members

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

🙃 love it here

[Logan/Cache 9-1-1 Dispatch @Logan_Cache_911]

Logan City PD is aware of the male ind standing near City Hall on Main street in camo attire carrying a gun. Our officers are aware of him, he is holding a protest and is not breaking any laws. Thank you for your concern.

[Chelsea 🕳️ @heyitsche__]

@katyanderson19 The absolute best medicine, nothing can top it

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

it would be cool if you could buy people gift certificates to therapy without them gettin’ mad about it :)