Danielle 🍍

I guess I use twitter now.

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

This is a tweet because I feel like I only ever tweet at celebrities (or my mom) and that makes me look like a suspicious stalker shell of a person but I really am a full person with a whole life I’m just bad at tweeting until I want to react to things ok ty ❤️

[Comedy Central Stand-Up @standup]

NASA really did this. @MarciaBelsky https://t.co/L6cCWIXTtc

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@AnnJMacKenzie @meaghanblyth @JennAuld Love it!!! 🎉🌈 love you 🥰

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@jk_rowling You’re a huge disappointment

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

This is BS @penningtons @Reitmans my order from May 18 is still processing. Stop trying to blame Canada post! Things obviously aren’t happening like normal it’s ridiculous that you aren’t acknowledging and apologizing to your customers.

[penningtons @penningtons]

@dachshundjax sorry to hear you're disappointed. Orders are going out as usual, the only difference is the national slow-down of canada post which could effect the delivery time. We hope your order reaches you soon! You can check the status of your order here: https://t.co/kcmmVINEnT

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

HQ is going back to Hogwarts for...

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✨ Harry Potter Trivia Night ✨
✨ ✨Thursday at 9p ET✨✨
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Retweet if you think you'll win!

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@ArmchairExpPod @GwynethPaltrow @daxshepard You try SO hard to address it in a sensitive way and I’m still here like “fuck you rich bastard; money would literally heal me” and I feel so guilty for feeling this way!! I actually think you’re so wonderful!! Brains are assholes 🤷‍♀️

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@hqtrivia What did we win??? Matt talked about announcing winners then just signed off and no amounts showed up. What gives??? @mattwasfunny

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@jephjacques I love it so much!!! And you haven’t even cut to Steve eating cereal one time yet, every day I’ve been braced for it and just keep getting more awesomeness instead!!! 😍😍😍😍

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@hankgreen You and John already hashed this out on the pod I think?

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

Me: Can you get me Starbucks before you hit the road?
Mom: Um no I was supposed to be on the road at 11 I’m already late.
Mom: *sits down for 20 minutes deciding which ECMA video to tweet*
Me: I can see how this is more important than my Starbucks
Mom: Good
🙄
@AnnJMacKenzie

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@hankgreen Can you throw a bunch of disclaimers in that you’re only giving an example because you made so many people painfully curious and then spill?? I can’t even fathom an example :/

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@daxshepard1 @IMKristenBell @ArmchairExpPod I really really hope someone sees this!

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

. @ArmchairExpPod First let me say I adore this podcast. Fact checking with Monica is my favourite and I wish all pods would add a segment like this! I’m listening to you discuss plan B right now and I was very compelled to share my experience

[Audrey Madison @AudreyMadison5]

So I decided to make a vine thread but instead of regular vines, I embroidered them

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

Just started #ThisisMe by the amazing gorgeous @ChrissyMetz and I’m only on chapter 3 and she’s already speaking to my soul, the soul of a fat little girl who grew up with a shitty dad and a loving gramma and I’m bawling so hard I had to stop working and tweet instead ❤️❤️

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

A guy from my work killed someone and a movie star is going to live with my mom. I’m definitely in a coma right????

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

Holy moly the second time watching #getout is so cool. It’s like a whole new movie when you understand. 😯

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@csydelko ...hey mister, she’s my sister! 💋💋

[Danielle 🍍 @heyitsdanni]

@PinkChicBeauty_ @Joppy @shaycarl Oh pleeeaaaase no 😔