Dan

America, I love you, but you're freaking me out.

I sell cars in Edinboro! Find me at Cunningham's.

[Julio @JulioHashem]

This is how it felt to receive word of the Brady Tkachuk hat trick

[KansasCity Chiefs 4-0 🫟 @whoisAlexmason_]

@Kurrco The New World order is literally in effect you better have a few wrecks on standby

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

New drinking game: count one shot to add to drinking on Friday night for every time Brian makes a joke about taking out of the "petty cash drawer" during the week

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

@cleaming_ Calling Rival Schools post-grunge is certainly... a take

[Gandalf's_Ghost @corbs95]

@itsolelehmann @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @RapidResponse47 force @DarioAmodei to open source the Anthropic library. The public deserves access to the rare tomes and rich history that Anthropic destroyed in their pursuit of artificial omnipotence

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

(I am sick and would like to just disappear for a bit)

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

call me Jirachi the way I desire doom

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

@penguins Eh, sure

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

Time to own up to your promises.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Behold: The place where if the Steelers draft Drew Allar I’ll quit my job.

[k.d. madigan @riotsurvivor]

oh so when the Vancouver canucks crash in the Pacific it's a disappointment but when Artemis ii does it it's a marvel of engineering

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

⚔️ THE BUFFALO SABRES ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! ⚔️

#LetsGoBuffalo | #sabrehood

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

@BoltsJolts Word your tweets more responsibly? Idk

[disha @yzybby]

“i asked chatGPT-” ok well i asked elizabeth fraser from the band Cocteau Twins and she said “✧.*･˳✧༚.*.｡. ⁺˳✧*༚｡.”

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

so called free thinkers when a new box appears

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

@VALORANTLeaksEN Once again Riot showing favoritism to LoL and leaving us like two genuinely good skin sets.

[Dan @heyitsDanSan]

And then what happened 🙊

[•ash• @crosbyterian]

5 game suspension, first game back, first shift, penalty.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

🫶

[Julio @JulioHashem]

have you won a game in the last 34 days

[Andrew Sacher @andrewdsacher]

keith buckley has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

JACK HUGHES.

THIS IS THE COLDEST PHOTO IN AMERICAN SPORTS HISTORY.

(📸Cole/IG)