Ev👽

ring master of the shit show

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Tiktok is weird. It started out w depression memes and now I’ve been watching videos of whales for the 45 mins idk

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Sharks are spicy dolphins. I said what I said.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Jacksonville smells like weed and nothing else. 24/7. Weed.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Açaí bowls are so good yet so expensive. I feel like it’s a crime in some way

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@RicholasRoss Why it sound like y’all asking questions the whole time???

Oh he’s sniping???? Back garage B???? Oh I got play of the game????
He’s laying down on C?????

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

The lil cadence boys use when they’re playing video games is so funny.

Knocked oNE. Far riGHT sidE. He’s in our hoUSE. One shoT. ABSOLUTE.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Hey does anyone know why they made us sleep on the floor with borderline cardboard mats for an hour in 1st grade? I feel like that’s fucked up in a way

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Charleston is such a piece of shit. I cannot believe it’s called a “tourist destination”. Y’all have a slave market still up, still call things plantation, and your parking system gets me legitimately violent.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@DurhamSheriff Y’all trash. Eat dicks.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

I can’t fuckin stand y’all fr

[Durham Sheriff @DurhamSheriff]

Check out the newest edition to our fleet. This "ghost" car will be used by our #CommunityPolicing & traffic unit. W/ its low profile graphics you'll never see it coming, especially at night. Make sure you're not speeding, wear your seatbelt, and stay sober behind the wheel.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@Madelinec192 Environmental science!! They made us watch the cove. Maybe bio too?? Idk but deff environmental science.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

Thinking about how my high school forced a bunch of 15 year olds to watch a movie about dolphins getting murdered.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@devpagan No we hate straight cis men. Bc most of y’all think w your little heads and not your big one. You’re cool tho we claim you.

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@theallegra_d @kaileyysheaa Second photo is EVERYTHING

[Amy🎨 @amyphi_artistry]

a thread of my best makeup looks:

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

He didn’t buy you a dozen at $7 from the local grocery store you think he’s gonna buy you 50 at $40???

[B @pressurepieceB]

COSTCO HAS 50 ROSES FOR $39....
FELLAS, DID YOU HEAR ME?

[Ev👽 @heyitsevanne]

@devpagan Orrrrr we make them the same size and you wear whatever you want from both sections bc clothing gender is a ✨construct✨