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11-29-24 💜

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

It’s like he’s not even trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore.

[Frog King Simulator @Belbizaz]

Starting an Amish community but we're freezing the tech tree at the original Xbox 360

[NoQuarter Software @NoQuarterSoft]

Will this be in the remake?

[ShibaDad8 @shibadad8]

I never see him talk about Pennsylvania.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Anything but admit climate change is real…

[el 𓃱 @_like_an_angel]

he can’t afford the flight

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

Imagine misreading the moment this poorly

[Al Jean @AlJean]

Hated the Odyssey. They cast a former pro wrestler as Maui, sailing some brat named Moana around what’s supposed to be the Mediterranean but is clearly Hawaii. Terrible.

[Mare @Marebarrow1929]

The photo news publish when a white man kills all of his family then himself

[onion person @CantEverDie]

unironically yes golf courses are evil

[humanzee @chimp_mode]

I hate that part at the dentist where they have to touch your penis

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“My grandfather is Hitler but I’m staying out of politics”

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

"they call themselves John Brown gun clubs because they want to do to you what John Brown tried doing to the South"

Holy aura

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Uh oh

[lily▫️blessed by DUNE 3 trailer @woo_sbeanie]

seeing all these dune part three prologue reactions.....

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I was a no-call, no-show at my job for 33 days, I’d be fired.

This post is about Mitch McConnell.