truly the worst part of being serially employed is how often I have to disappoint beautiful women by saying “please don’t bite me too hard, I have work tomorrow”
I think this guy is hot but I just scrolled through his likes and he has never liked even ONE silly goofy tweet. I didn’t even know they made tweets that were that boring. he is a serious goose and I am, alas, a silly goose
Someone said, “What are we supposed to do…recycle the same outfit for years?”
And that’s the truly the fundamental disconnect because I’m like, “Yes! You should wear stuff for years!”