Jenna

[“paula” @paularambles]

one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”

[trash jones @jzux]

so excited for the second worst month of the year (january) to end. now it’s time for the worst month of the year (february)

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Let people enjoy things” ok well I for one enjoy being hater

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Once again thinking about selling all my possessions and moving to a small mountain town where I become a regular at the local coffee shop and develop a mysterious back story

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Oh good, an email from every single store or website I've ever bought something from.

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

[Jenna @heyitsjennam]

@GrandmaBucket

[jeff @jeffreybozos]

being the person who gets tickets for the friendgroup is a hard job even harder than being a ceo me thinks

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

For dinner I want a baked potato with a side of mashed potatoes and some potato salad and fries

[clintoris @clintoris]

Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup

[Jenna @heyitsjennam]

@elleandon Biphentin 10 milli 🤘🏻

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Bosnians: I wanna swim
Croatia : No

[latke @latkedelrey]

do you ever enter a room and realize your cat was chilling in there alone and you totally killed the vibe

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Batty the bat.
Birthday: October 29, 1996.
“Bats may make some people jitter
Please don’t be scared of this critter
If you’re lonely or have nothing to do
This Beanie Baby would love to hug you !”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

grinding. working hard. eye twitching. focused. getting my shit DONE. eye twitching so much i’m actually worried. kicking ass and taking names. getting paid. eye spasming for almost minutes at a time. sending an email

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Being an adult is terrible but I thank God everyday that I don't have to randomly run a mile at noon against my will and then go on about my day like we did in school

[arabelle sicardi 英梅 @arabellesicardi]

i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos