Matt Schares

Alright Alright Alright🏳️‍🌈

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Imagine being able to buy a video game, put it in, and instantly be able to play it....wait that sounds familiar

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

It’s almost 2020. I have a phone that can do anything, Amazon can control your entire home, and they’re making cars that drive themselves. yet I can’t get WiFi or a cell signal in my house.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

The MNF cat already has a mini-documentary 😹

(via @thecheckdown)

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

If the Astros win tonight, we'll follow back everyone that retweets this #TakeItBack

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

I saw a really hot guy at target today and I was walking and starring at him and ran into the shelves

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

A Cinderella Story came out 15 years ago today and Chad Michael Murray has aged well 😍

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

When you get blocked on Snapchat, then on Facebook you know you fucked up

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

I want to be skinny, but I also just ate a frozen pizza in like ten minutes

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Sometimes I wish I lived in place where getting a call from my dad to help lift a tree was not a normal occurrence.

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

@barstoolsports @itsKEEGANN Crap, do I like Aaron Rodgers now?

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Bran the potato, are you.. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

@simonefiasco Two of these were cultural impactors, LOTR and HP. Another two were great but became ruined because of money and bad writing, GOT and Star Wars, and without Marvel the movie industry would be dead. That being said Star Wars has to go.

[annie🌿 @pulseinthepage]

Rt if you think ghost was the best boy in winterfell and deserved all the pets jon didn't give him #GameOfThrones

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Two things, where did Arya come from and where the f is ghost

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Anyone else sometimes forget they have tattoos after wearing a long sleeve shirt all day

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

I’ve been shot in the face with a BB gun at point blank range, yet somehow seeing one of these is still a bigger shot in the face

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Now that I’ve had time rewatch the Game of Thrones episode and think about it, it wasn’t that good honestly.

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Two more hours!

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

I almost hit a deer l, while I was walking

[Matt Schares @heyitsmazz]

Look, Winter, we both had a good time, but I’m in love with another season, her name’s Summer, you should probably leave now.