Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT

Engineer In Training. Manager In Training. Magician in Training. I'm almost as spicy as pepper jack cheese.

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$BTC

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Merry Christmas everyone!

If anyone wants a limited edition Nickmas shirt, please let me know lol

#heyitsnick #merrynickmas

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Big week representing my company at a conference this week. My boss sends me to these things to network? Oh I networked... I networked all the way to 2am lol

#heyitsnick #boondoggle #enginerd #hangover

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Another year as fantasy commissioner. Hgih expectations since I had the best draft score, even though I had to work while I was making my picks. This place doesn't run itself lol

#FantasyFootball #HeyItsNick

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Great week catching up with old engineering buddies this week. Got to nerd out!

Best part is I'm pretty much on their level now. No more chauffeuring for me lol

#ProfessionalDriver #PDnotPE #ScooterCity #NerdyNati

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

I have since learned: the best way is bidet

New slogan for @neorsd

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Definitely needed this advice before I created a fatberg in my house with flushable wipes 😭

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

"Danny's making a fatberg. don't go down there."

overheard in our outreach team meeting

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

.@Skyline_Chili x Tupac to lead into the weekend.

#skylinechili

(@OpenAI)

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

@neorsd @Nicole_Harvel Candle? Try cologne!

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Hosting a two-league draft was EXHAUSTING. Even though I didn't do anything except order pizza. That's how I got to be a Director, telling people to do my work lol

Out of the office til Tuesday, suckers!

#heyitsnick #MBA #vacationmode

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

People think I should be contributing $ to pizza fund? Wtf? I'm the one who ordered it. That IS my contribution!!!

#heyitsnick #commish #FantasyFootball

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

All this pizza is getting to me. What am I supposed to do, take my laptop into the bathroom?

Protip: don't mix Donatos and Papa John's!!!🥴🤮💩

#heyitsnick #bubbleguts

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Wtf is PPR?

#heyitsnick #commish #FantasyFootball

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

He who provides the pizza makes the rules.

If I don't get Jonathan Taylor, I'm withholding the pepperoni!

#heyitsnick #FantasyFootball #commish

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

I'll be live tweeting the draft for my work league. Let's show these clowns all of my certificationa are good for something.

Rev. Nick Mascia. EIT. MBA. Almost PMP. Commissioner.

#heyitsnick #commish #FantasyFootball

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Trying to explain the Fantasy Football draft to female coworkers smh

#heyitsnick #commish #FantasyFootball

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Want to take home trophy for your Fantasy Football league at work? Volunteer to be the commissioner. 😈

Time to show people how to do a different kind of trading lol

#commish #daddydaytrader #fantasyfootball #heyitsnick

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

You know, that's a really good point.

Maybe I'll start doing it lol

[Hey, It's Nick, MBA, EIT, MIT @heyitsnickmemes]

Hey guys, last day of the conference, but I'm all out of business cards! If anyone is looking for one, just have them hmu here. See everyone next year... Maybe by then I'll have my PE

#yeahright #director #magicianintraining #heyitsnick

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Is red my color?

#heyitsnick #alttext #magicianintraining #abracadabra

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One more day left for the engineering conference. I wish it would never end!

Because when it ends I have to go back into the office and actually do work.

#heyitsnick #engineerintraning #brofest