Hey, it's Opus!

Dear Internet, Hi! How are you? I'm fine. i'm 6'4, I write & produce for @colbertlateshow, & I enjoy the smell of band-aids. Write back! Yours, Opus

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Legally, Hugh Laurie’s name in America should be Larg Truck.

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Car accessory idea:
“If this sticker’s bumperin’, I’m inside humperin’”

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:

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I think we all deserve to know the exact moment that John Fetterman and Marjorie Taylor Greene bonked heads and got Freaky Friday’d.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BARTIROMO: If you had a clean bill just showing your ID to vote, you would support that legislation?

FETTERMAN: Yeah. I'm a Democrat that's not going to freakout.

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I regret to inform you that there is a Minions video in the Epstein files.
https://t.co/W1q5Xb0Im7

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Does this Mandalorian armor make me look Fett?

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@thesulk How dare you sir

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Oh thank god

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The real villain of @TheTraitorsUS is the person who keeps buying too little salmon

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I am writing a prequel to this movie called "As Far As I Know This Is The First Time This Ever Happened."

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On a terrible horrible day like today, resistance like this gives me hope. Let's take a page from this brave immigrant's playbook and all roast the shit out of these fascist assbuckets

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

NOW: "Why you want my ID? You trying to steal my identity?" Uber driver at Minneapolis Airport confronts CBP Agents who were checking driver's citizenship, "Why did you shoot that woman?" he added

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Shelly Long + Martin Short = Shartin Medium

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Yuu’re Wulcume?

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Reading this quote, I can see one dickhead who should’ve been cut off.

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@AGoldmund How dare you

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Who's that handsome young cleanshaven lad behind him?

[CSPAN @cspan]

#OnThisDay 2010: Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) testifies before Congress https://t.co/9Yb7ExEzyT

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trump, you have no faith in medicine

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I stand with Jimothy Kimmel.

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Zoiks

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Same