Serving some fella his lunch today in work and I goes “do you want chips or rice with that” and he goes “whatever you think” its your lunch you fat spastic do you want me to eat it for you and ride your wife as well you clown
Starbucks girl: “Aw your shirt.. my brother loves Danny Duncan.. he has the windbreaker with his face on it”
Me: “Danny Duncan is a little bitch”
Starbucks girl: “ya.. so is my brother”
Continues conversation and has no idea it’s me 😂 I love life
Fun facts: this is the Greenland shark. They have a lifespan of around 400 years. Most are blind due to a parasite attracting itself to its eyes. Their meat is poisonous and they do not attack humans. Let’s protect and save our oceans for these cool beasts.