Sam Banner

Mom/Advocate of Veterans/Abuse Victims/Animals/ inmates. Mechanic/Tech&Pc Nerd, I randomly blurt movie quotes at odd times. I know a little about lots.

[Sam Banner @heyitssamduh]

Can you spot the gun fast enough? 😳 Millisecond response during a hostage breach in Elyria, OH after suspect John Johnson robbed an armored truck at gunpoint.⁠
⁠Officer Ali Sabeiha didn't hesitate.⁠
⁠#BodyCam #ElyriaPD #TrueCrime #Police⁠

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@BINGOBlitz @Doug_BingoBlitz This code expired. Lame

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@drpepper is my only true love.

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It’s annoying seeing all this shit about @mattrife having a fake jawline. Haven’t y’all ever seen before/after shots of somebody w braces? Your jaw bone holds what? If the shape of your teeth change… so does your jaw. It’s not rocket science. 🙄

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

Get off X… go watch LUCID on Netflix RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam Banner @heyitssamduh]

@mattrife the nightmare you described on Netflix… it actually is sleep paralysis. The “old woman” is a common hallucination ppl see. You were already awake… and everyone hallucinates that same old bitch. Weird Mandela type shit. Look it up. Creepy af.

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@EverbyteStudio I just saw this after my 9th time finishing duskwood & now I’m more confused than ever lol.

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I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

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Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://t.co/ZH896IC4rr

[J @Jayecane]

What’s the answer

[Sam Banner @heyitssamduh]

@NianticHelp
my daughters had accounts in 2016 they lost access to and started new ones recently, they don’t need to recover the old, they only need to get back the item/pokemon storage I purchased for them on the old ones. I know progress cant be merged but can storage space?

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@americanpickers have y’all picked in Dayton OH yet? If so is there an episode. If not, I’m shocked & you’re missing out!

[TEEZ 💚👦🏾 @TrendyTreecko]

3000 Twister Tippy Lick Combo lmaoooooo 👀👀 #Catfish

[Phemex @Phemex_official]

As @KevinDeBruyne says; Safe, Simple, Super... 👀

Don’t panic, keep life simple with #Phemex

#BreakThroughBreakFree

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

You ever finish your burg but then you miss it so much you eat the melted cheese stuck to the wrapper.

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@A_Springer32 Hey, I’m an Uber driver & I have a phone that has some cards with your name on it. It was dark so I didn’t get a good look at whoever left it behind, but if it’s yours, I have it.

[Venmo @Venmo]

🚨 VIBE CHECK 🚨 We’re baaaack, giving out $200,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle + a vibey GIF. You could win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/7. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[Sam Banner @heyitssamduh]

#showyourbow

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Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: VS Pink Black & Red Logo Side Jogger Tracksuit, S. https://t.co/Rcd9nwhpn1 #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

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Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Victoria’s Secret PINK Velour Tracksuit, NWOT? XS. https://t.co/m5t5nvFtiI #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp