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Easter Collection 2025 🐣💕🩷

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#EasterCollection #HandmadeWithLove #SpringVibes #ChristianApparel

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@realDonaldTrump @POTUS @elonmusk #timechange #DaylightSavingsTime #SpringForward #MentalHealth

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(1/2) Hey! while you’re making changes, how about we ABOLISH TIME CHANGE? Acknowledging the true toll it takes on Americans…@POTUS @elonmusk @JDVance

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(2/2) Health Effects of TIME CHANGE:
-Increased risk of heart attacks and strokes
-Increased risk of car accidents
-Worsened mental health conditions, such as depression and anxiety
-Sleep deprivation
-Mood disturbances
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS @elonmusk

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No one has a victim complex like someone who thinks they are not a narcissist.

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Mickey Mouse asked if we wanted to come inside his clubhouse and my 2 year old firmly said “NO.”

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Dear lawmakers,

It’s not too late to abolish time change! Everyone wants it, can we just do it already? This would be the bare minimum you could do for The People.

Sincerely,
An already exhausted mom of 2 under 2 who can’t handle another time change f**king up their routine.

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Whenever money is tight,does anyone else look around their house regretting past purchases? If I didn’t make such poor decisions before, then I wouldn’t be pinching pennies now. I had this conversation with myself 20yrs ago, and I’m having it again now. I have learned nothing. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Twitter. Yes. I remember. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#4thofJuly 2023 and I’ve ever never felt less free as a woman in America. #GODBLESSAMERICA

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@netflix it’s not me, it’s you. Sadly, after our 10+ year relationship, it’s OVER. $30/mon is ridiculous. I’d reconsider if I could share my account w/family. But you took that away too. Goodbye. ✌️#netflix #notworthit #breakup

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@netflix it’s not me, it’s you. Sadly, after our 10+ year relationship, it’s OVER. $30/mon is ridiculous. I’d reconsider if I could share my account w/family. But you took that away too. Goodbye. ✌️#netflix #notworthit #breakup

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@WheelofFortune @RyanSeacrest NOOOOOOO. RIP @WheelofFortune

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@AaronRodgers12 Maybe he meant to put supppppp lol

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Hey @dallasmavs @mcuban @NBA —If y’all win the championship, we’re naming our new baby Maverick! #DallasMavericks #dALLasIN #GoMavs

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I bet if she was white she would have been fired/cancelled. Remember Chris Harrison?

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

JUST IN: Whoopi Goldberg has been suspended for two weeks as co-host of “The View” because of what the head of ABC News called her “wrong and hurtful comments” about Jews and the Holocaust. https://t.co/JMtUvs1Rwu

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Ayyyy #wordle #wordle223
Wordle 223 3/6*

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Wish we could do more than 1 a day. Wordle 215 4/6*

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#2 Wordle 214 4/6*

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