tortellini (she/her)

living on dreams and spaghettios

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i know people are always going around all like “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” and what not and i’m like yeah okay whatever but like this morning i forced myself to eat breakfast and i feel ✨alive✨

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@PopTartsUS i got like a corner of all crust. i feel like it just looks sad

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my boyfriend really gets under my skin sometimes but damn he is truly a gem

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dealing with medical billing is a cruel and unusual punishment

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got woken up by police knocking on a neighbor’s door because of a lot of yelling so more yelling ensued and now i can’t fall back asleep 🙃

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missing her a little extra hard today on her birthday 🤍

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i think i have become my coworker’s project

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happy birthday t swift

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update: i have informed him of this plan and he is not protesting and is in fact giving input to questions i pose such as venue location and approximate headcount 👹

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i have made the decision that my boyfriend and i will be getting married in 2025 so i have rationalized that it is okay to start planning said wedding january 1st 2024 with or without a ring

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@yoodaniphantom my therapist said it’s okay

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@yoodaniphantom @heauxstess omg its beautiful

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i am in the owl’s good graces (for now)

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tiktok filters humble me daily

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i cannot believe the consequences of my own actions have come for me 😩

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@yoodaniphantom

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@yoodaniphantom or simply just ✨no✨

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@emkelley_ now that i moved it’s no longer the closest walmart but it’s still one of the best. i can just never go in the garden center