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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[MARC E. BASSY @MARCEBASSY]

I think I have one of the best songs of all time coming out next week

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

I wish there was a bullet train that could get you to any US city within 2 hrs

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

Arizona state!

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

This men’s locker room I just joined also has this massive state of the art gym in it too #bonus

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

I can’t believe one time on earth a peer of rapper Drake probably asked “hey man so what are you calling the album”

And in all seriousness Drake replied

“Certified lover boy”

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

Can’t trust a guy who wears black gym shoes

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

If I were president my first order would be making corporate bathroom stalls go ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR SHOES and putting vacant occupied signs on all doors. #jack #president

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Vacation in bed

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

I know it’s not a popular take but I think a Bloody Mary is the single handed most disgusting tomato soup red luke warm food infection disgusting cocktail toilet water menu item to ever exist

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

When I die bury me in naples florida 😤

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

@con_tobin And then I hand them a business card all cool and the business card reads “I’m really sorry”

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

my goal for 2024 is if someone says "excuse me"

for me to take off my sunglasses and say "you're excused"

i've never done that before. it'll definitely make everyone in the surrounding area absolutely hate me but. that's the price you pay for. idk

[Judah Smith @judahsmith]

God is good.

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

i let my dog try a pop tart. he really likes them. my dog loves pop tarts.

[Matthew @MHM1995]

The year is 2015. 1st night of my study abroad trip. Sharing a tiny room w a guy I just met. We go to some bars, nothing wild. I wake up next day to him on top of his bed 100% nude. We’re 1 ft apart. He tells me “that wont be the last time that happens” He was right. Happy Friday

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

Never understood why delta boarding music was picked by a dude who just got dumped. Lewis capaldi (bangers) and Fred Sheeran scream cry music to set the vibe

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

My favorite part about going to a new American city is to see what hot shot accident lawyer bought out all the billboard space

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

In the past 48 hours I’ve watched devil wears Prada and fever pitch. Heck yeah. #2000’s

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

https://t.co/AmleMJ4kTg

@jackgilinsky @JVCKJ @brandon_arreaga