Jen P

Lover of travel and Australian Shepherds. Hater of homophobes and shit customer experiences.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

I have never been more disappointed to be an American woman, to matter so little at the federal-level. I may live in Iowa, but you’re #notmygovernor.

[Gov. Kim Reynolds @IAGovernor]

The Supreme Court’s greatest moments have come when it allows America to embody more perfectly the enduring truth on which it was founded: that all human beings, without exception, are created equal.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@vrbo: you should be ashamed of the #CustomerService you provide - or don’t provide. Still waiting on hold for help outside of our OCCUPIED rental. @Airbnb came through with a same-day last minute booking in the process. Never, ever will I rent with you again.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

Took a chance with @vrbo and this is how it’s going. Currently standing outside of our confirmed rental. The place isn’t clean, and there are two dogs inside. Our key code? Yep, it works. This has never happened with @airbnb.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@vrbo what’s the quickest way to get help for a rental we booked that is occupied by someone else…?

[Providence @providence]

Announced today, @PSJH has entered a multi-year strategic alliance with @Microsoft to accelerate the #digitaltransformation of #health care to improve outcomes and create a better experience for patients and clinicians. Read the full #pressrelease here: https://t.co/FCxU3utmWJ

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@JoeSorge Done the Paris to Nice route on the TGV, as well as hopped from Nice to Monaco for a day trip. Really neat way to see Southern France if you’re considering that direction.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

went to board my flight and there was a guy sitting in my window seat and when i told him it was mine he said “but i want it” and if that’s not this whole fuckin country i don’t know what is

[Jen P @heyjenp]

"In almost any organization, there are ways that you can you demonstrate your knowledge and help others." https://t.co/FGI9FQcX2x

[Jen P @heyjenp]

https://t.co/2XyzeZdqkF

[Jen P @heyjenp]

“Say no with grace, and savor the moments that will never happen again.” - Dillana of @versiumsocial on finding balance #recruitingintelligence #womenintech

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

when you’re running late

and your friend texts you to say they’re running late

so you say “no worries!” and pretend you were totally on time

[Jen P @heyjenp]

More moxie, less self selecting out. It’s ok to take a risk. ✨

#recruitingintelligence #womenintech

[Jen P @heyjenp]

The best email @Starbucks has ever sent me... 🙌🏻

[Jen P @heyjenp]

my mom just FaceTimed me to ask for help opening a bottle of champagne. clearly, i’m her favorite child.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

If @AdamSandler’s 100% FRESH Chris Farley tribute doesn’t give you the feels, you’re a robot.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

My mom is cooler than your mom. #familytexts

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@lexi_bites It wasn’t great. 1/10, would not recommend.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@lexi_bites A juice cleanse, but not one of the buy-a-bunch-of-cold-pressed-fancy-juices ones. It was a mash-celery-and-kale-in-a-blender-with-your-tears kind.

[Jen P @heyjenp]

@ImAndyE In the meantime...