Jess

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[Jess @heyjess0]

Maybe 2023 will be PPA free

[Jess @heyjess0]

I miss the "hey I'm coming over" friendships.

[Jess @heyjess0]

Trying to have social energy these days is just impossible.

[Jess @heyjess0]

My baby turns 1 tomorrow. In a time where I should absolutely be nothing but excited all I am is stressed.. and when you say you need help and you don't get that, I am mentally stressed and exhausted.

[Jess @heyjess0]

@obersav 😅 oh what a time

[Jess @heyjess0]

@patchouli__mama Tash

[Jess @heyjess0]

@patchouli__mama Ya look fuckin hot

[Jess @heyjess0]

Is there a trade your baby daddy in website?

[Jess @heyjess0]

One late night out on the town be thankful you left that scene

[Jess @heyjess0]

My mom's love language is definitely acts of service. I'm sick in the bed and she's over here doing my dishes, cleaning and watching Eli. Love her❤️

[Jess @heyjess0]

@patchouli__mama Wut?

[Jess @heyjess0]

Matthew has never once listened to the Beatles. Idk how to process this information..

[Jess @heyjess0]

Had this guy & girl best friends sitting at my bar today that had been friends since middle school, just day drinking & having fun. Made me really miss my best friend & wishing I could still do the same thing with him💔

[Jess @heyjess0]

What have I been doing for the past 2 hours? Creating playlists🙂 can't wait to listen to them now.

[Jess @heyjess0]

At this point I would like to teleport my baby and I into another dimension where every thing is sunshine and roses and I will not accept anything less

[Jess @heyjess0]

"YoU nEeD a HoBbY" MY MF HOBBY WAS GOING OUT DRINKING HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOW I CAN'T MR XBOX, SO KINDLY SUCK MY DICK. It's your fault.

[Jess @heyjess0]

@McalpineTabby Saw something the other day that said "you're not a bad bitch if you don't have custody of your kids"

[Jess @heyjess0]

Men literally will fuck anything

[Jess @heyjess0]

@McalpineTabby The awkward wait time where your boobs after sticking to your stomach 😩

[Jess @heyjess0]

So not that being a mom isn't a hard job, bc it DEFINITELY is, but I get so annoyed seeing all these mom's on fb just being over dramatic and glorifying motherhood.. like we get it, you're a mom, I'm a mom, there are lots of moms in this world but come tf on..