Rich Homie Juan

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proverbs 29:2

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

rt so I can pin this since my last pin tweet is now dead. still the best thing from 2023

[Lo @BigLo_Milo]

Juvenile x Slow Motion 🔥 #TinyDesk

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

It'll be up there like May 1, 2011.

[t' @betterianaoff]

reason to live:
you need to experience twitter the day trump dies

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

When you see where you blow this up from

[Colb @___Colb___]

Bane having bars is nuts but Method Man still got elite raps, man.

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Living the dream

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

I cried

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

From Cairo to London is some classic British shit. #coys

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

From Cairo to North London.

Omar Marmoush, welcome to the Spurs family 🤍

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

People are going to die

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Try it out next time

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Went back into school today to set up my classroom.

13 k steps.
Forgot to eat lunch.
Smashed my finger trying to nail a flag into wood with thumbtack and a door stop.
Punched myself trying to remove old shelves.
Left my breakfast Tupperware behind.

Midseason form some say.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

As a former elementary school boy myself, I can promise you this won’t normalize anything and nothing will be funnier than when a kid gets up to fart in the corner

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:

1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

La La Land is such an amazing movie. When you really think of it both The Fast and The Furious and La La Land have the same ending.

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

AMC has two movies showing for anniversaries today.

The Fast and the Furious 25th anniversary.

AND

La La Land 10th anniversary.

The duality of JFed on full display.

I'll be at AMC today

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Tonight we celebrate Dolly Parton…the living legend, or should I say the legend that lives forever.

We love you, Dolly.

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Congrats South Carolina you have a very easy decision November but you will definitely make the wrong choice

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨Darline Graham just made the most IDIOTIC argument against healthcare:

“Government run health care. bad idea… My parents worked long, hard hours. If they were sick, they had to get up and go to work. My mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later.”

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

I would have accepted Rob Schneider too

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Wrong home alone 2 actor

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tim Curry has sadly passed away at the age of 80.

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Tomorrow I get to go in and set up my classroom. Interior design is a passion

[Rich Homie Juan @HeyJFed]

Incredibly stupid things can and will always happen.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Sen. Darline Graham defeated Rep. Ralph Norman in South Carolina’s Republican primary runoff, NBC News projects, a victory for Trump, who recruited, endorsed and campaigned for her following her brother Lindsey Graham’s death six weeks ago. https://t.co/vcUaXD28nX

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want my husband reacting this way when I "put" him lunch 😂