joeTodd

bruins fan, mullet haver, idiot

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@MikeStrawMedia I'm hoping not to get kicked out of a game on my EASHL club because my bathroom break went too long between whistles.

There's a literal bench of inactive players, just let your guy come off the bench next whistle.

No reason to kick me out of a game I pay for.

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

Rinne over Rask feels like a mistake.

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

2026 Class for @HockeyHallFame: Patrice Bergeron, Carey Price, Pekka Rinne, Keith Tkachuk, Cindy Curley, Brian Burke (builder).

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@wyshynski The fifth place vote always seems to be the "guy who was actually the most valuable for his team"

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@hibruinationpod Yes. The entire second line last year should be gone.

Hagens - Minten - Khustnidinov 2nd line

X - Poitras - x
Third line

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@heroesahead What? Holdo was in the spaceship it wasn't on autopilot...all 30 pilots of the x-wings you mentioned would still be dead

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@JFreshHockey What if it's Samoskevitch and #9?

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

Give me a Smashed Mozza Burger or death

[604 Now | Vancouver @604Now]

A&W Canada is launching a smash burger. Starting May 25, the chain is adding hand-smashed beef patties to the menu, available as either a single or double.

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@briandefelice_ Need to get rid of Mittlestadt, Zacha, and let Arvi go.

They were great, but those positions should be used to elevate Hagens/Minten. Slide in guys like Poitras, Reichel for the third line.

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

So Auston Matthews future in Toronto is uncertain? Thanks for confirming.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

John Chayka, asked if Auston Matthews' uncertain future in Toronto had any impact on his decision to fire Craig Berube: "None. Zero."

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@BruinsMedia11 Significantly overhated. Hasn't recovered from 2015 and it wasn't even his fault.

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

Watching Funny AF with Kevin Hart, and am genuinely BAFFLED by some of these selections man

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@MikeGrinnell_ @FlutoShinzawa "speed and skill" does not equal Brady Tkachuk

[Nicholas Bonadies @nicky_b35]

Brunet and Poitras will help this team next year. Still have Hagens, Latourneau, Zellers and Simpson. Now you move those 2 picks in deals for immediate help, you still have your own 1sts. The sky isn't falling like everyone thinks, picking 6th or 7th is 3 yr project.
#NHLBruins

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

- Pending UFAs would have got you so little
- Wouldn't call it dominated, but not a great showing
- good, more rest
- top prospect got outplayed in the eyes of the coach - give him some fire
- no control over the lottery, get an unprotected 2028 pick

The sky is not falling

[Bruins Network @BruinsNetwork]

Boston:

— Held pending UFAs to force WC1
— Got dominated by BUF
— Lost McAvoy for 5+ games next season
— Played fourth-liners over their elite prospect
— Held depth prospects in PVD for sake of “competing”
— Lost lottery pick to divisional rival

Not ideal, really.

#NHLBruins

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@LeafsPapi_ The whole press conference was also only 20 minutes...not much time given to answer anything

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@DownGoesBrown Only person not asking softball questions

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

Thoughts on the Sundin/Chayka press conference:

- incredibly short given the magnitude of the announcement
- soft ball questions asked
- good for Steve Simmons going for the throat and asking about Chayka's "con artist" perception
- Two incredibly boring personalities

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@simmonssteve from the top rope lmao unbelievable question

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

@sw_holocron @empiremagazine ROSE?!

[joeTodd @heyjoetodd]

Thrawn and Kanan are Top 10 Characters this list is insane.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

The 50 Greatest Star Wars Characters Of All Time, updated ranking by @empiremagazine

50. Asajj Ventress
49. Neel
48. K-2SO
47. Holdo
46. Admiral Ackbar
45. Babu Frik
44. Rex
43. Kanan Jarrus
42. Thrawn
41. Grievous
40. Rose Tico
39. Moff Gideon
38. Ezra Bridger
37. Baylan Skoll
36. Mace Windu
35. Syril Karn
34. Qui-Gon Jinn
33. Sol
32. Kino Loy
31. Chopper
30. Dedra Meero
29. The Stranger
28. Padmé
27. Tarkin
26. Boba Fett
25. Jabba the Hutt
24. Finn
23. C-3PO
22. Poe Dameron
21. Mon Mothma
20. Maul
19. BB-8
18. Ahsoka Tano
17. Lando Calrissian
16. Din Djarin
15. Palpatine
14. Grogu
13. Anakin Skywalker
12. R2-D2
11. Cassian Andor
10. Rey
9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
8. Chewbacca
7. Kylo Ren
6. Luthen Rael
5. Yoda
4. Leia
3. Luke Skywalker
2. Darth Vader
1. Han Solo