Jordan Nelson⚓

UWL Future Public Health Educator

[Jordan Nelson⚓ @heyjordanhere]

@jackjohnsoniv7 When I went to my grandmas funeral and the pastor spoke during the service how eventually no one will remember her or her memory and oblivion is inevitable… DURING HER FUNERAL!

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo fulfill the very specific fantasy of getting to say exactly what you want to say to your ex after a breakup, exactly the way you want to say it, and then having the entire world take your side

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

"you don't know what's in the vaccine" yeah i don't know what's in a four loko either but that never stopped me

[Jamaine @thejigg]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

[cal? @cal_gif]

“you don’t need to wear a mask around me” sweet thanks for letting me know that I especially need to wear a mask around you

[Sam Li @TheSamLi]

Caught the lights changing on the Wisconsin Capitol during our first snowstorm. ❄️ #MadisonWI

[pat regan @poregan]

There should be an option that’s more than sleeping but not as much as being dead

[Abbi Glines @AbbiGlines]

December 1 is here! Time for 25 days of #Giftcard giveaways.... Retweet for a chance to win a $50 @Amazon gift card. Winner will be announced tomorrow.

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

new Starbucks deal, if you go without a mask you’ll get a free venti later

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I got 99 problems but oh my god I'm so fucked what am I gonna do that's so many problems

[BRONZE @bronzeavery]

your dad FAIRLY lost an election. people around the world were protesting about black people being UNFAIRLY killed in our country, something your dad never cared about.

don't ever compare the two.

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...