Kate

Never settle / Stay wild.

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

hey @lyft it’s been really difficult to get a refund for a ride where I had to listen to my driver make unsolicited and uncomfortable statements. it’s like $12. I know your CEO makes over $450k base like pls just give me my $12 back ty? @AskLyft

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

my dad just referred to Kim Kardashian as “that’s Pete Davidson’s girlfriend” and I don’t know what’s more shocking: that my dad knows who Pete Davidson is or that he knows Pete Davidson has a girlfriend.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

new week.
new energy.
new blessings.
new experiences.
new opportunities.

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

@OptimumHelp how do I get a human to pick up the phone? Apparently my service is disconnected but I set up an account transfer via the paperwork I was told to submit in the mail. So either someone told me wrong or…

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

*first football PLAYER. Not the first football 🏈 🤣 but still… A GAY?!

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

hear me out: a business card for a therapist printed with invisible ink that only reveals contact info with tears.

[𓂀 @w0rldis_yours]

Telling your parents about your traumas is traumatic because they take it very personal

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Kate @HeyKateCreate]

@BrotiGupta 1000000% 😂 One of my best friends is currently in labor!!

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918

[Maya Harris @mayaharris_]

The Office of Madam Vice President-elect...✨✨✨

[Zach @zjfrank13]

There’s only one answer

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[Mariah @mariahmoody13]

If you need a laugh, I AM HOWLING