topo chica

this tornado loves you

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m so sad to hear that Michael Gambon has died. He was hugely amusing, and such a tremendous guest, we even named a corner after him.

[RIZZY MCGUIRE @tofuminati]

type of shit i been on

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

let me get this straight... I'm supposed to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves? the same body that's keeping the fucking score???

[Bhald Bhaddie @teejslipko]

🚨🚨babe wake up the USPS just dropped strega nona forever stamps 🚨🚨

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[topo chica @heykater]

you ever just have one of those days?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.

[topo chica @heykater]

@jimmylanyard @RogersWork @DaniNMills @eatmyassedhole @DadShammdad enjoyed this journey

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

The number one best tip I have for anyone dealing with chronic illness is to make your health binder.

I’m waiting in the lobby at urgent care, and I swear, even when the intake nurses see it, they treat me so differently.

[topo chica @heykater]

me to all y’all as we wait for twitter to collapse

[topo chica @heykater]

@PickelsNpopcorn nah, you’re just fine! i’m always denying their request personally. if i wanted to be buds on the internet, i would have added you 🙃

[topo chica @heykater]

@joncoopertweets ugh

[topo chica @heykater]

@proctor_leigh @Booker4KY one dude knows what’s good for the people in an entire state? what?

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Two things are very true:
1) Elon Musk’s management of Twitter is terrible
2) Fake Eli Lilly is right - Insulin should be free

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i took a little trip. to the school down the road. and waited very patiently. as the human checked some boxes. to try and change the world

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Conservatives think drag queens turn kids guy but it’s actually these two who turn kids gay

[shōgun @Piphism]

Old man just walked in here and said “Do me a favor… if it rains this weekend try not to get wet because sugar melts” SOMEBODY COME GET THEY GRANDDAD BEFORE HE GET FU-

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

what i lack in sex appeal i make up for in silliness

[topo chica @heykater]

this is the sweetest thing 🥹

[Lee @loathsomecowboy]

the only thing we do in the shadows is having the best halloween costumes🦇 @AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi @Ileniis1 #WWDITS