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[katina @heykatina]

I let my daughter hangout with my brothers for FIVE MINUTES and this is what happens 🤬

[Sun Devil Wrestling @ASUWrestling]

Down 4-2 with just seconds remaining in the third, Tristan Mascarenas used this huge takedown to claim a 5-4 win yesterday at CSU Bakersfield 💪

[Sun Devil Wrestling @ASUWrestling]

We got guys competing in the Keystone Classic tomorrow. Wrestling starts at 7:30 a.m. AWe got guys competing in the Keystone Classic tomorrow. Wrestling starts at 7:30 a.m. AWe got guys competing in the Keystone Classic tomorrow. Wrestling starts at 7:30 a.m. AZ

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Mac Miller’s intimate Tiny Desk performance dropped 4 years ago today. 🕊 @nprmusic

[katina @heykatina]

I ate pizza right before dropping Athena off at school today & in the car I said “Ugh I smell like pizza”
& Athena said “Now people are gonna say ‘ew that girls mom smells like pizza’”
She really knows how to humble me.

[katina @heykatina]

@MikeChav32 i’ll send you a picture of her info!

[katina @heykatina]

@MikeChav32 yes haha but like actually she’s great & will send you pictures and updates all day!

[katina @heykatina]

@MikeChav32 the girl from rover that i took my dog to was amazing! her name is meg!

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

Mac Miller love songs are so under appreciated. ROS is perfect and one of his best songs ever https://t.co/CVU6AWHAW0

[katina @heykatina]

i chopped my hair when i was anxious & now i fully regret it. got me out here looking like lord farquaad :(

[katina @heykatina]

@notraf_ his entire dock?

[katina @heykatina]

pete davidson’s existence proves that if you’re an average looking man with a good sense of humor, you can literally pull any girl in the world.

[katina @heykatina]

Athena just woke up screaming “tomato warning!!! tomato warning!!!!” i said “you mean tornado warning” she’s bawling her eyes out yelling “NOOOO TOMATO” i said “there’s not tornados in new mexico” she screamed “i can’t go back to sleep & i can’t stop crying because TOMATO”

[katina @heykatina]

i had an important doctors appointment today & both of my parents took the day off work & sat in the car so i wouldn’t have to go into the office or come out of the office alone 🥲🥺

[katina @heykatina]

@PhilUp_MyCup_ i will 😂

[katina @heykatina]

i made the mistake of telling Athena she can only cuss if she’s singing so now she’s walking around singing “lalalalala shit ass shit shit assss ass shiiiit lala”

[katina @heykatina]

Athena has her first crush on a little boy named Zahid & every time she talks about him she whispers & smiles. brb gonna go cyberstalk his mom.

[katina @heykatina]

@MikeChav32 the good thing about tomorrow’s is you always have em until you don’t.