Kensey Portman

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

Thug life #ESFToasts

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

Follow me on twitter lmao #esftoast

[Elliott Portman @EMPEsqNY]

We all like to get paid! https://t.co/8qKxKEmSCM

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@EMPEsqNY Nope, it's 70 degrees! What about you guys?

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

If you liked our Instagram last week, you'll love me making a fool of myself on an Amazon review! Check it: http://t.co/ZVT22cgTZJ #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@Breeze_Rivulet @LeahSamsonESF Yeah man, thanks for filling in the blanks for me, I knew there was something with the polar bears #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@LeahSamsonESF aren't the polar bears getting screwed over because of global warming at this point? #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@FollowNifkin Where does all the poop go? #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@writingasjoe it's true though. I will never get back that cucumber slice. I will never trust again. #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@kellycelli why you do this to me? It need to be brought to justice #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@writingasjoe It would be stellar to have a wedding at a zoo!! #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

You guys are all favoriting my emotional giraffe trauma and I don't see anyone trying to fix it. The scars live on. :( #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@greener1018 Catch that rehabilitated elephant walking down the street next year. And look, that monkey stole my baby! (kidding) #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

This one time I was at a zoo and a giraffe stole one of my cucumber slices. I am forever traumatized. #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@writingasjoe I think it's amazing to see giraffes and elephants. This is the stuff that got me into becoming a veterinarian #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@writingasjoe But where else are you going to see all the exotic animals unless you travel to their native lands? #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

I love visiting zoos but I never thought about what actually happens at zoos #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@Breeze_Rivulet can I have more info about that? I'm interested! #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@Breeze_Rivulet My "lawn" is so in the shade that grass doesn't actually grow, that's the problem that that why my father is trying #nifkin

[Kensey Portman @HeyKenseyHey]

@FigglesBiggles But it tastes gross though #nifkin