Stephanie

Barely a professional professor. A woman with a MA in philosophy who professes nonetheless.

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Today a customer told a co-worker that he didn't mind her taking awhile because "she's so cute and pretty." My boss was standing right next to her and said, "that's such a nice compliment." I was dumbfounded. What do you do in those situations? B/c it was actually disgusting.

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

So next week my therapist wants to talk about how I've experienced capitalism and morality being at odds......

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Unless you feet hovering off the groun during nation antheem you unpatriot. oh whats that you cant fly like bird??? maybe you shoulda thought bout that before you decided to human.

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

I'm p sure @JohnMayer starts his Dead & Co. Tour today and I start teaching my summer class today so we're basically the same

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

This @SouthwestAir worker at Midway is taking his job super seriously

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

I'm waiting for my plane, not trying to fuck assholes of Midway airport.
#backdown #readytobeinNYC

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Cheryl Blossom is freedom.
#Riverdale

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Thanks @Brooklyn99FOX for making a #BeanStationTN shout out. Now my hometown has a positive reference out there in the world.

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

It seems the person I lost my virginity to and that I once called my "first love" is super conservative and married a worship leader 🤢

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

"Hello the teens"!! Cue snort laugh https://t.co/vmdqvCVkh1

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

hello the teens. do u know what are better than to partook of the Devil’s cabbage??? put a bread in the floor and wait for bords. who need weend when ya have the company of brids. good now give the weesd to us

[Sappho Bot @sapphobot]

messenger of spring
nightingale with a voice of longing

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

If you like fall and spring fashions, I strongly suggest you accept that #ClimateChangeIsReal and start demanding change in our economic structure

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

I love how Brits call DIY projects "makey-dos".

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

You're not #blessed you're probably more than likely #privileged

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Favorite account without a doubt https://t.co/IwVRO3DAgd

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

oopsie Hammity it look like you need a new lawyerist. may I offer the serverice of Birb & Birb, attoorny at caw. u gonna owe me BUCKETS of breadcrumb to get ya outta this pickle

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

#NewProfilePic

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Witches for organ donation!
#DonateLife

[astro-creep 2022 🛸🦟 @syvology]

my new essay is about cats, with nods to Freud, Lacan, Hegel, and Jessica Benjamin. https://t.co/VKMzxANKgh

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

I'm rewatching all of the Kardashian shows. Their dentist must be a billionaire. I mean do they ever stop eating candy?

[Stephanie @heyladyprof]

Would love to just start throwing some bows right now. Ugh professional philosophers are the FUCKING worst.