Alistair Smith

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

Nobody likes that guy @guardian. What if we asked really nicely? My coffee is going cold.
@PhillyD

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

@Tesla

[Marly @yoitsmarly]

If you're with @virginmedia and wondering why there's been a total blackout of service, here's the story currently going around. Take from it what you will. #virginmedia #virginmediadown #virginmediaoutage

[AlwynHamilton @AlwynFJH]

Twitter I'm only telling you this b/c in the Referendum my flatmates were from NZ, Canada & Australia and NONE of them knew they were allowed to vote

So:

YOU KNOW YOU CAN VOTE ON DEC 12th IF YOU'RE A COMMONWEATH CITIZEN IN THE UK RIGHT?!

Register here: https://t.co/1ec031pkPB

[WIRED @WIRED]

If everyone on earth planted a tree—all 7.5 billion of us—how much carbon dioxide would it pull out of the air? https://t.co/ar5FFNLagp

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

@KFC_UKI 👏👊

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

@JamesCleverly Allow me to do the other side
😳☹️😢😭😩☺️🙃
🤪🤥😱🤨😕😟😬
😁😩😐🤥☹️😐😬
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

@SW_Help Courtesy of @follerme

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

@SW_Help But how can you blame broken trains on @networkrail? Quick, delete and repost...

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If only these leadership contenders had been able to do something to stop Brexit becoming the mess they describe. If only they’d had votes at various stages of the process or been in the Cabinet or been Foreign Secretary or Secretary of State for Brexit. I really feel for them.

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

Spotted @warrenisbrown on the Bakerloo line of all places. Many questions about SB and T boxing. Seemed neither the time or the place so ended up asking nothing. Still, nice work 👍

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

Customer satisfaction or Delay Repay don’t appear to be incentives for @SW_Railway to run any form of regular service. So who holds them accountable? Appreciate we have little choice but to use them but there must be some way to focus their attention.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“Blame us. Blame Westminster. Do not blame Brussels for our own country's mistakes and do not be angry at us for telling you the truth. Be angry at the chancers who sold you a lie.”

@DavidLammy says that voters were misled during the 2016 EU referendum.

#78DaysToBrexit

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

All I want for Christmas is youuu. #nyxmas

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

May all your wishes be bright. #NYxmas

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

@DeliverooHelp You're ok. We've been around this loop a few times. Looking at the account hasn't fixed the issue in the past. Maybe consider this a feature request please?

[Alistair Smith @heylookitsal]

Hey @Deliveroo, why does the ETA for orders continue to slip out when the rider is delayed rather than accepting that they are actually 30 minutes later than originally planned?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Pause, for a moment, to consider how we currently look to the rest of the world.

[Neal 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @Nealb2010]

So how did vote leave cheat?
What was this extra money spent on and can it be justified?

Ah I didn't fall for any of that, I hear you say..

Let's see.

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[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Did someone open that fucking black sarcophagus twenty minutes ago by any chance?