toby 🐞

toast connoisseur

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

fart unemployed

[britt hayes @britthates]

your Mad Max name is the last substance secreted from your body + your grandfather’s job title

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

hope all the sex bots following me are having a great day

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oh man this really brings me back. such good memories (there's only one taco bell in my country and it opened 3 years ago)

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

toothpaste

[B&S @_B___S]

If you had to name your dog after the last thing you ate, what would they be called?

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

me writing my geography investigation

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@Bumblebee_Hx

[ivy @lumitydni]

gay people and their 4 letter names

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

can confirm this is incorrect

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

On average, tall people are smarter than short people.

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

uhh um uhmm uh guys can we maybe talk this through first-

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@TweetsOfCats @Bumblebee_Hx

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

found my spirit animal

[DogsOfKFF @KFFDogs]

From the dog’s medical chart:

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

and if I only could
I'd make a deal with a frog
and I'd get him to hop to places

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

I've heard the word queen spoken more times on BBC news in the last week than I have after watching every episode of rupauls drag race made since 2012

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

@Bumblebee_Hx thoughts and prayers x 😔

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thanks youtube

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

ah yes time to open this website for the fourth time this morning to look at 1.4 million people's opinions on why they hate everything I enjoy

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

how do i join in and start playing the game of thrones everyone is talking about

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this is the absolute peak of my abilities. I will never create anything this good again. this was 5 months in the making and took all of the blood, sweat, and tears that I've got. I will now disappear and not tweet anything again for 6 months

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

my crush reminding me that heartstopper comes out today because he knows I like the books while at the same time not noticing my feelings for him is so very 🥲

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

I read this as fired and my heart stopped

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak will be fined over Downing Street lockdown parties https://t.co/gTBBsa0bQw

[toby 🐞 @heylookitstoby]

@Bumblebee_Hx boris johnson is an april fool's joke except also on every other day of the year. a daily joke if you will