Maddy Heyman

Always one knee surgery away from perfect. Writer of @weedshopmusical and @thebachmusical. All things LA at @Reboot. She/Her

[נועם דרומי @noamdromi]

Deep & abiding gratitude to @SteveLevitan #RachelBloom & @KeeganMKey for not only making one of the best new shows of the season but also being lovely humans. If you vote for shows, this is one that deserves some love. cc: @RebootOnHulu @heymaddyman @reboot

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

Did you know that in 1902, rioting Jewish mothers in New York beat cops with raw meat? Working on this podcast has been a blast, can’t wait for everyone to listen!

[Reboot @reboot]

Dig into murders, rioting mothers & more- everything you never learned in Hebrew school & that your Rabbi still doesn’t want you to know! Premieres Dec. Hosted by @eddyportnoy of @yivoinstitute , Dr. Tony Michels, prof at @UWMadison , & @jessicachaffin, comedian & host @AskRonna

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

According to Ancient Aliens I don’t have ADHD I just have Alien DNA, what do you think my therapist will say when I bring her up to speed

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There is such a profound sadness that comes with FINALLY convincing yourself to eat a vegetable, only to find that all your vegetables have gone bad

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

@ReedTimmerAccu I’m a writer in LA in the early stages of writing and pitching a sitcom about storm chasers! Would LOVE to have you and any other legendary chasers involved in some way!

[Forrest Quarantaber-Thomas @slookaslug]

I recently took a dynamic sketching class and decided to do a visual map of Gideon the Ninth as my final project! I'm really happy with how it turned out!
@tordotcom @tazmuir
#GideonTheNinth #nonatheninth

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

Returning to Twitter real quick to request that @wbpictures hire me to write the #HotWheels movie. My qualifications are that I’ve seen Hot Wheels World Race at least 10 times.

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To clarify: I’ve been to Panera maybe once in my life but I’m willing to spend the big bucks for any clothing items that prominently feature the word soup

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

For the love of god will somebody PLEASE tell me where I can pay hundreds of dollars for one of the sold out Panera soup swimsuits

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

Target: only women whose bodies are shaped like cylinders are valid and they are the only ones we will be clothing 😌✨

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

@sophheyyy He has no blame in this

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

@sophheyyy I haven’t read any discourse but I have seen the trailer and let me just say they did my good boy Clifford real dirty

[Reboot @reboot]

It’s #WorldRefugeeDay! – Our online exhibit "What Would You Bring?" launches at 12 noon P.T.
Learn more and join the conversation at https://t.co/08x9eX83Qm
#whatwouldyoubring Created and co-produced by @julietsimmons with @noamdromi in partnership with @reboot

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

@GraceGFreud The cotton candy grapes at Gelson’s

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Given the reopening of society looming ever closer, I am once again asking for resting bitch face lessons

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

I’m doing hot girl shit (teaming up with my siblings to bully my parents into getting rabies shots after they casually mentioned they woke up to a bat in their room)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

*sees a chandelier* wow just like in phantom of the opera

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

This is really about to be 2 hours of Timméé kidnapping and enslaving Oompa Loompas huh

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Timothee Chalamet Tapped To Play Willy Wonka In New Origin Tale From Warner Bros. and The Roald Dahl Story Co. https://t.co/E2gDtLLV7O

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

What if they do the 2021 Tony Awards and Ratatouille the TikTok Musical sweeps every category

[Maddy Heyman @heymaddyman]

Had an extremely awkward interaction with a stranger so the CDC are recommending I go back into quarantine indefinitely