maddie phillips ➳

who still tweets anyway

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

My mom checked on my cats for me while i’m away and she sends me this

[Pepsi @pepsi]

RT if you’re just tired.

[PATRICKSTARRR @patrickstarrr]

Does anyone wanna go to Olive Garden with me.... I just need a basket of breadsticks and unlimited soup and salad...

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

when i get anxious or depressed i literally just sit and stare at the walls for like, hours at a time. i physically can’t bring myself to get up and even brush my teeth or shower. it’s so. so frustrating. how do u pull urself out of that? help :(

[Laura Lee @Laura88Lee]

Mom: are you going to give me grandchildren?
Me:

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

If they are a legal immigrant, that’s great... I don’t think you understand the point of border protection... it is to keep ILLegal immigrants out... smh

[Rihanna @rihanna]

hey 👋🏿 @realDonaldTrump

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Haven't we gone over this?

Self-made: Having succeeded in life unaided.

https://t.co/g0ZHDSkVfu

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Police were called to a report of a prowler, possible burglary in progress this weekend. Officers quickly discovered the suspect was a wild turkey who had flown through the window. Sadly, the perp was DOA. This was a serious case of fowl play.

[Smoothie King - Manhattan @SmoothieKingMHK]

Let’s celebrate ~spooky szn~ with a free smoothie giveaway! RETWEET this tweet for a chance to win a free smoothie. 5 winners will be picked Thursday at noon!

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

wait, people really shower standing up the whole time

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

You haven’t hit rock bottom until you sit down in a standing shower

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

ulta beauty is my happy place 💖

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

perks of being short: under armour sweats in youth xl for $20 at marshalls 😏

[Chex Mix @ChexMix]

Paradise is finding someone who leaves you all of the rye chips

[New York City Pride @NYCPride]

#NeverForget In Remembrance.

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

people who have private conversations in the groupme are the worst

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

It’s not fall until I can see my breath outside. Put away all of your pumpkin spice crap.

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

SHOOKETH

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

I’m so excited to let you guys know that @KylieCosmetics will be coming to all @ultabeauty stores around the country this holiday!... More to come...

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

@rcbentley miss you, love! ❤️

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

me after working all summer: screw this i’ll be a housewife

me after being home for two days: I need something to doooo

[maddie phillips ➳ @heymadz]

honestly kind of regretting that I didn’t get a degree in wine making