matt hay, CPA

sic parvis magna | professional self deprecator

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Tyson ⚡️ @2PhuckedUp]

dude imagine trying to own someone by saying they haven't played sports and he replies with a video of him STRIKING OUT OHTANI 😭😭 I'm deleting everything and going off the grid

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

What I would give to see Lee Corso put on a giant eagle head

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Norway's Erling Haaland is the first player to score twice on their World Cup debut since...

Elijah Just for New Zealand on Monday, who was the first player to achieve the feat since...

Yasin Ayari for Sweden on Sunday, who was the the first to do so since...

Folarin Balogun for the U.S. on Friday.

[Netflix Brasil @NetflixBrasil]

Satoru Gojo, me namora, por favor. Eu tô pedindo, por favor. Eu sei que parece brincadeira, mas não é. Eu tô tentando falar isso por mensagem, mas nem consigo escrever direito de tão mal que eu tô. Eu tô muito mal. Por favor, me namora. Namora comigo, pelo amor de Deus.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Do you ever get tired of being wrong and mean?

My faith teaches me to love everyone. Full stop. No exceptions.

Enjoy Cancun.

[Rick Pitino @RealPitino]

As someone who spent time in Puerto Rico as their National Coach, watching Bad Bunny at halftime was awesome. @sanbenito you have a seat on the Johnnies bench anytime. Viva Puerto Rico!

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso 🔜 TIFF @AdriCaporusso]

The Bible was very much not written in English

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[The Reasonable Man @slime_machine]

@jakepaul did you and your brother ever lowkey just try stuff out on each other? big fan thanks for speaking out about this

[Mark Pope @CoachMarkPope]

It's not the denim, it's what's in 'em.

[Aaron Rawrdgers @ARdoppelganger]

I’m an atheist and I’m somehow a better Christian than these MAGA fucks

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

It’s actually very simple. The president is trying to apprehend dangerous criminals and all the dangerous criminals live in states that didn’t vote for the president and also they didn’t do anything and also they’re your neighbors and also you’re next if you keep asking questions

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

Pretty easy to understand why JD Vance’s mother hated him so much

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Kick them harder ❤️

[matt hay, CPA @heymatthay]

Oh look the democrats used the f word. That’ll surely show em

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

Then fucking do something you spineless fucking losers.

[ostensibly @CentristMadness]

People who voted for this three times do not deserve respect, affection, your tolerance

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

the only good nazi is a dead nazi