Meeks 🖖

Teacher, writer, and relisher of the weird.
she/her/hers

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

How does America have $300 billion for Iran but NO MONEY FOR CHILD LUNCHES OR UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE???????

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: If you've ever used a porta-potty you've been in a gender neutral bathroom.
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The best thing you can do for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day is to stop voting for politicians who make more of them.

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

It's not every day you see dolphins...in Dundalk! Hooray for the Chesapeake Bay! @NatlAquarium

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

Y'all, this is the fugliest #MetGala ever. Fashion is Art but like...I think it's FART this year.

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

@RyanatMGH I just picture Beavis and Butthead crowded around a meme generator...but that's a real insult to Beavis and Butthead.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Every school needs a ballroom.

[Baltimore County @BaltCoGov]

When @astro_reid was a senior at Dulaney High School, the caption under his yearbook photo began with the words “FUTURE PLANS: Fly high.”

Tonight, he’s commanding NASA’s Artemis II—the first crewed mission to fly around the moon in over 50 years.

We’re so proud to be cheering him and his crew on from Baltimore County. We know @BaltCoPS is especially proud! 🚀🌓

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just looked up the lyrics in English for Bad Bunny’s song “DtMF” brb 😭😭😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

The scene between Catherine O'Hara and John Candy in Home Alone was almost entirely improvised and is a total joy. RIP to a great actress.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Sheriff Rochelle Bilal calls ICE “fake, made up law enforcement,” and pledges to arrest agents who commit crimes in Philadelphia:

“No law enforcement professional wears a mask … You don’t want this smoke.”

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

@AdamSchefter Ooh, IMAGINE how good the drama of Harbaugh going to the Browns would be.

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

Get ready to get every head coach job offer, Harbs.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

John Harbaugh won eight road playoff games during his time as the Ravens head coach, most in NFL history.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

John Harbaugh in Baltimore:

🏈18 seasons
🏈180-113 record
🏈13-11 postseason record
🏈Super Bowl championship

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

@Matt_Pinner All 20; I'm 44 and feel confident a TON of 20'ers are out there 😂

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott just perfectly explained how he’s reduced murders in Baltimore to an almost 50 year low. Democrats can and do deliver on public safety. That’s a fact.

[Meeks 🖖 @heymeeks]

@kazzaloveslife