Michael

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[Michael @heymeli6]

@ashtonevans MIRANDA: I'm antifa

SAMANTHA: Oh, honey! With those shoes, more like anti-fashion!

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Michael @heymeli6]

@TomZohar This is what happens when you wanna live fancy

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

it is never weird to go watch any movie alone

[Michael @heymeli6]

@mariana057 This should be breaking records

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things

[Michael @heymeli6]

@judysquirrels All bangers

[Michael @heymeli6]

@VLONEPREDATOR

[trash jones @jzux]

so it turns out the “woke mind virus” was empathy for human life

[Michael @heymeli6]

@Iamivy05 *we’re

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

The little smile after "For what," relishing the opportunity to seem cold-blooded, and from someone who pretends to be a pious Catholic toward a man whose death was mourned by the Catholic Church. Vance is an awkward dork who just decided to don the mask of the King of the Online Right. Before that, he was Thoughtful Christian Populist. Before that, he was a "Trump is literally Hitler" guy. What Vance really is at heart is a hollow shell of a man who defends the murderers of American citizens more vigorously than he has ever defended his own family from the bigots he's trying to court for 2028. There has never been such a pathetic figure in public life.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I just do not think both parties were ever the same. I think words have to mean something. Being stupid or reductive or flippant slept-walked us to this moment.

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

If you are in the 11th month of an administration that promised to fix everything on day one, and you're still blaming the last administration for every new problem that arises, you are a disingenuous, pathetic fool.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

It’s literally the one thing he cannot buy.

It’s almost beautiful, in a way.

[Michael @heymeli6]

@Thirdmanmovies 99 for me. The Prophet is my blind spot!

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Matt @mattliguori]

survivor 41: should we maybe not say ‘guys’ anymore?

#survivor 48: do you drink your milk like a MAN or a itty bitty widdle girl?