molly ꗯ

corgi enthusiast, recreational napper, unrelenting emo, vip/gzb/atiny, always hungry. she/her. @lullindo

[molly ꗯ @heymolly]

this is why a foundation of fanfic reading is crucial to developing taste. then you will not be wowed by extremely mid sex scenes written by grown woman like in fifty shades or acotar

[Martha Lincoln @heavyredaction]

2026 has been the year of the warehouse fire and the number and size of these events raise questions about deregulation

[Luann’s Camel 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @luannscamel]

celebrity weddings used to mean something

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I could be living on the cliffs of Mayo right now if the English hadn’t starved my great-great-great-grandfather. Now I’ve got JD Vance as my Vice President.

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

This is less car seat culture and more a tacit admission that cars are very dangerous unless you're precisely who they are designed for: a 5'9" man who weighs 165 lbs. Once the girl is an adult, cars are still not designed for her, but since she will be a woman and not a child, nobody gives a damn.

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

photo journalists were locked the fuck in during the dc 4th of july events

[The Spoon Bender @CallMeDestry]

Not an exaggeration when I say this perspective is literally life changing

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

this is how you age as a generational hater

[Kushal @batfleckwaynes]

biblically accurate bruce wayne

[anna @moonbeeaam]

I have an unsubstantiated theory that when people nowadays talk about cortisol and serotonin, it is just as unscientific as when people used to talk about the four humours

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

this account is genuinely so awesome pls don’t ever ruin it with a kalshi partnership

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

inception is heavily tired to chris's family history. the flight is to australia because of his own father who was formerly a pilot

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is somehow funnier

[drew @ImNotOwned]

You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.

[Maia @maiamindel]

"the us is founded on prison, police, and private property" is like an angela davis caliber line if we're being honest

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

I was called to the jury pool for this, and had to excused the first day because they said it would be 2-3 months of unpaid full time labor, and I would end up homeless if I did that.

The only people who can serve on juries have non-essential corporate jobs or are retirees.

[molly ꗯ @heymolly]

G TO FOREST HILLSSSSS

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Throwback to the MTA’s Program for Action, the 1968 subway expansion plan.

It was cancelled in the 70s from the city’s fiscal crisis, and it took almost 50 years for half of one of the proposed 10 new routes to finish

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Throwback to the MTA’s Program for Action, the 1968 subway expansion plan.

It was cancelled in the 70s from the city’s fiscal crisis, and it took almost 50 years for half of one of the proposed 10 new routes to finish

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

NEW: Hazardous firework-induced smog continues to hover over Washington D.C. this morning. Avoid time outdoors if you can.

The air so filled with microscopic particulates (PM2.5) that it’s potentially harmful to exert oneself outside. CODE PURPLE alert in effect.

[Hot Take Sommelier (Punished) @KraushTakes]

this is called social trust and civic responsibility, concepts which the decadent, godless suburbanites have turned their backs on