Spencer S.

I'm too tired and gay for this. doodle twitter @heymonsterart
"A dogged armchair Twitter detective" - Variety

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

I move to establish a federal body that will promote and regulate broader inclusion in horny tattoo pinup designs. Entire groups are being left unhornied in the tattoo parlor waiting area and it’s a national embarrassment.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

@swordsjew Is vaping an option for you? I smoked for over a decade and it was ruining my health (I was getting bronchitis twice a year!) but when I made the switch to vaping four years ago I noticed my health improved pretty pretty quickly.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

@VTStore made my first ever purchase with you on Dec 1 and have yet to receive anything other than email macro responses from your customer service agents about a replacement being sent that is never actually sent?

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

Earth's atmosphere:

[Eleanor Grace @eleanorgrace]

In 2023 I am going to get hotter and more annoying

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

@amandanat @KateAurthur Rampant capitalism relentlessly eroding individual, family and cultural histories/sense of identity - increasing a collective feeling of deep alienation and then selling the concept of social-media-ready performative nostalgia back to us as a purely short term panacea.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

Diana on her way to bitch slap Liz at the pearly gates.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

@broderick Is this a natural result of the popularity of the animorphs series or were those paperbacks and their flip-book transformations tapping into something much deeper?

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

I will spend the rest of my days on this miserable hell planet trying to protect, help, and support others where I can while also letting assholes know where they can go to get bent. 💁‍♂️✨

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

lol I've become completely unhinged to the point that I'm actually on this misery factory of a website and hittin' that "tweet" button - they fucking got me good 🤣

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

I'll end on this: This increasingly fascist takeover is predicated on people just rolling over and taking it and lol bitch no one gets to tell me what to fucking do.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

The state of things is so beyond fucked because so many spineless piss baby Democrats were and are more afraid of upsetting a theoretical "moderate" voter than just saying what they actually believe.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

Vote? What a novel concept I had not previously considered.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

And the other political party's whole ass response is always "Yes it would be nice to do something about this huh but we also don't want to upset the norms do we, that would really undermine this whole operation"

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

The deterioration of our ability to find a sense of meaning and community in anything that doesn't profit someone due to a grossly unchecked consumerist culture and its affect on the human mind is just fucking wild dude.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

One political party's ideology is just "lol, we don't care if you live or die - rich people should be rich" and they're able to make it palatable because we've all been trained to believe that the only way you'll be respected or feel safe is through financial wealth by any means

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

capitalism has left us so starved for human connection that the boot of the oppressor on our necks is mistaken by some for a warm hug 🙃

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

Lol at the "how corporations are responding" angle - those fuckers give ungodly $ to the politicians who did so they can pay less in taxes so yeah I bet they can also afford to buy someone a fucking plane ticket and two nights in a ramada inn for the free PR outlets spin this as

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

Liz Cheney is not a hero. She is a ghoul who actively advances the damaging and regressive policies of the GOP. Holding those who attempted to obliterate the democratic foundation of our nation is the bare minimum.

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

I'm doing really great haha lol

[Spencer S. @heymonster]

@LasCulturistas @jeremybeiler Glad to have the confirmation that I wasn't the only young gay driven to full psychosis and obsession by Titanic - and for the shoutout to the hit CD-ROM masterpiece Titanic: Adventure Out of Time