D(J)arius

Yankee candle aficionado | Aspiring garbage truck driver | Skilled didgeridoo player

[D(J)arius @heymrdj96]

I feel like most foods are just vehicles for sauces to my mouth

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I know it’s 2024 and all but something about texting with a business about getting work done somewhere is crazy. Just call me please.

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“This Smith & Wesson got me movin’ like an invasive species”

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@CollinRugg A penny a dozen what do you expect

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@OliLondonTV At the :14 mark in the video. However long it took her to get there

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@FrenzyDose What a sorry excuse of a man/father

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Do any of you know anyone who has ever gotten salmonella?

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@ElonMuskAOC Tweeting

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I’m about to sue @McDonalds if they don’t bring back the chicken snack wrap

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Just had an intrusive thought about changing the cutting length on my lawn mower. Thank god I showed restraint

[Eric @Ericc_johnsonnn]

@PatMcAfeeShow @DariusJButler @heymrdj96 I think you are a great friend and hope you accomplish all your goals this year $stankyblunts

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I just looked outside at my back yard and said out loud too myself “I can not wait to use that leaf blower to clean up next spring” and that’s how you know I’m an old man

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If you don’t get your news from the hoodratchettv instagram account just know you’re being fed misinformation.

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Can anyone explain the difference between “a person of color” and “a colored person” ??

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@sheetz in what universe is this “tossed in sauce”?

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The algorithms have been going wild recently

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I haven’t cut my grass in like 2-3 weeks and I can see the hate in my neighbors eyes about the whole thing

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 17 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

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“Mis amigos fuman pasto pero siempre lo hacen
junto a mi”

[Hert @hertlife]

Dancing in the @EnjukuRacing R32. I love the noises this car makes.