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mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be racists

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

It’s okay to have differing political views. It’s okay to raise your kids how you see fit. It’s even okay that @ChickfilA insists on being closed every Sunday. But under no circumstance is it ever okay to curl your hair towards your face.

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Tyler “I need to pee”

*walks outside*

anyone else’s husband or just mine?

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

We walked out of a vystar yesterday and a little girl was yelling at her brother “betrayer!” the tea in that family is hot

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Tyler to me “you need to work on your body language it’s kind of shitty” Lol noted 😂

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Me *posts any picture of my baby*
Me *27 seconds later* “How does this not have 100 likes already?” 😆

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Tyler went back to work but I’m still off. This is my opportunity to show him I’m worthy of being a housewife.

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

How did I COMPLETELY miss New Girl??? Five minutes into the first episode and I’m happier than I’ve been in months. MONTHS.

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

sometimes Tyler shows me replays of baseball games and I’m like what did I do to make you think this was okay

[Stacy Collingwood @StacyHodgesBit]

If anyone was wondering what a ride or die best friend was, it’s buying a car adaptor so that they can pump and dumb during your engagement brunch 😂😭😅

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Tyler: do you want to put her down and come hang out in here w me while I cook this?
Me: uhm, no

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

not me running back inside bc I forgot to kiss my bb and tell her I love her and mom will be right back

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

and as much as I truly appreciated that. The only thing that will make me feel better at this point is this baby’s body getting out of my body so

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Yesterday was my due date so we went to the riverside arts market for walking (and food trucks) and I had 2 people come up and tell me great I looked. And I was just like, what do you mean??

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Pretty sure they could see the exhaustion in my eyes and the pain in my waddle and were just trying to make me feel better

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

@apryl_jordanne 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 good for you mama!

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Decided at the last minute not to take Cash to the dog park today for his birthday. So I got him some Chick-fil-A nuggs instead and now we’re snuggled up watching Brooklyn99 😌

[Michaela Tennison @MichaelaPage_95]

“I do not need to buy @heymrsfletcher ‘s baby an outfit every time I go into a store” has became my new mantra😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

@JiggWhit Insert tik tok audio “I did it” 😁

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

I think I’m about to make a run for Target while Tyler is in a zoom meeting and can’t stop me 😈

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

I just bought my first baby thing! I’m like a whole ass mom out here

[amberly @heymrsfletcher]

Me: oh my poinsettias are already dying
Tyler: have you watered them?
Me: am I supposed to?
Tyler: well it’s a plant so..